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Good to know your pillion has a nice set of arm warmers close by

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Just... Why? :shakeno::shrug:

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It must be an inscrutable oriental thing.

If you turned up to a show in this country with a car like that the piss would be ripped out of you.

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It must be an inscrutable oriental thing.

If you turned up to a show in this country with a car like that the piss would be ripped out of you.

Looks like heaven for Foamy to me , given his latest attraction to Japanese import wrecks

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I think even Foamy would draw the line at having an 8x4 sheet of plywood nailed to the bottom of his car :crazy:

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I did see some one UNLOCK his car to get in at the beginning of the clip, you have to wonder WHO would steal it???????

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Ocean – ALL you Need to Know!!


Children Writing About the Ocean….

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)


2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)cars


3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't

have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)


4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)


5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.

(Billy, age 8)



6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and

pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)


7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the

ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle

to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better

off eating beans. (William, age 7)


8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and

I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?

Like, really? (Helen, age 6)


9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is

always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has

just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)


10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can

give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think

they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)


11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my

willy small. (Kevin, age 6)


12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't

go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)


13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was

going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right

up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)


14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown

I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)


15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.

What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.

(James, age 7)


If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor.



'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
--Tim, 7 years old

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This really did make me laugh...(Not for the victim though)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768

Talk about natural Justice,Oh the irony of it. Even his Barrister Virginia Hayton, said: "It is his own fault, if he had not committed this offence he would not have placed himself in this position."

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