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The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realized he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit. "The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, "Let's see, you're a size 44 long."Joe laughed and said, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years!"Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure.""Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve."Joe was surprised. "How did you know?""Been in the business 60 years." The shirt fit perfectly.As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, "You could use new shoes."Since Joe was on a roll, he said, "Sure."The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "9-1/2E."Joe was astonished. "That's right. How did you know?""Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit perfectly.As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about new underwear?"Joe thought for a second and said, "Why not."The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."Joe laughed. "Finally I've got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

Haven't post much lately but been viewing the forum time to time but been major busy with work. I've got the MOT of my bike coming up and getting the bike ready but once it's passed I'm thinking of getting my full bike licence I've been riding on my cbt provisional for about 8 months now, and I'd like to get rid of the L plates, cheaper insurance etc and once I'm 19 I will be able to shift onto a bigger bike.... I understand I need a theory test, part one and part two. Will my age restrict me of doing mod 1 and mod 2? Or can I do them now? And do you suggest getting lessons or an intensive course? Cheers Laura

I started down that route initially. I clocked the bike and was ready to smoke it, but then got worried as I suddenly found myself really loving the look of it... I was concerned that I'd finally found a Harley I actually liked... so I looked closer. Saw the paintwork, recognised the engine, the overall picture clicked and then I was left staring at the other parts that still read YAMAHA and wondering - WWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!! Then the lights changed and I rememebred I'm on an FJ now. He tried to race, bless 'im, but I've been there on that bike myself and know how it goes - You can beat most cars, but not The Battle Bitch!! But it was already written on it, right there!!! Would this not be something you'd proudly advertise??!! You don't see people driving.... say.... a MkIII Toyota Supra, with 'Ford Transit' painted all over it, do you? I'm hoping it's all some elaborate joke that usually gets explained when people are able to chat with the guy at a cafe or something, but on the surface it looks like the poor fella is a penniless wannabe - He didn't even have the Beard-Bandana-Beer Belly thing going on!

Maybe because he wanted something a bit more reliable that a bike that is still using pre-war technology in its engines.

1) because he was £10k short for buying a HD 2) because he couldn't spell Yameha, Yomaha yem..... the Japanese bike marque 3) because he is a plank.

Can you get these with only 2 buttons? I didn't like Thatcher at all.

I've been offered eight legs of venison for £100! can anyone tell me if this is too deer

REALLY??!! I dunno... that's pretty feckin' sexy....!!

Its camouflage mate. this bad boy pulls up next to you and you think "Pfft just a piece of shit harley, i can take it" next your bike cuts out and off they go with a smile on there face. Either that or the bloke is one of them strange types that you meet at most rural pubs that also wears dresses or stares at you from a dark corner with a smile thats only best suited in a horror film and thinks he has actually bought a Harley from a main dealer where in fact it was a Yamaha and Grouch was the mechanic

Now 2 months and a thousand miles more on my little YBR gears are now becoming second nature, Can tell when am in first gear without looking for the light just with the way it clips down past neutral,

Yeh , this is in the Drewpy category

Slice! I refer you to my previous answer Mmmmmmmmmmm well ermmm !!!! ?

Update - there may be more on this so watch this space.

hey guys, my wife can`t resist until I come back, take a big contract and call me back... so i`m back in UK with just 24 days, most in Romania, with a huge knowleage about european motorways (lol) when I leave take me 3 days to get on destination, at return, 36 hours to get back in UK, 1900 miles. a total of 6700 miles with one single problem with the bike.. a fuse.. and the f fuse blowing up in the worst night possible with heavy raining, with no lights (on the road), on a national road where I can`t get outside the road because was in the middle of a corn field with channels for water on the left and the right of the road and idiots runing with over 130 km/h around me. fortunatelly for me, first try was a win, and I had just to change the fuse with the spare fuse was already fited on the bike. I have something like 250 gb of videos and something like 200 pics but half videos I have to get somehow from romania where I leave them to make free space on the cards. was fun, but short, I will come with some videos and pics when I will have some time to upload those.

REMEMBER: When you fill up from having used Reserve, turn the tap back to On before riding away!! REMEMBER: When you fill up from having used Reserve, turn the tap back to On before riding away!! REMEMBER: When you fill up from having used Reserve, turn the tap back to On before riding away!! When you're approaching about 100 miles, try and keep your riding close to a fuel station. You should usually expect to get 15-20 more miles on Reserve. and in case you missed it: REMEMBER: When you fill up from having used Reserve, turn the tap back to On before riding away!!

There's a new baby in my family. Not sure what I was thinking buying a brand new bike, but hey, at least the previous owner hasn't messed it up! I didn't think I wanted a bobber, but she's a dream to ride and I had to have her.

Well done Laura and all the other thousands of girls out there who have also done it. I lost my wife- the bravest lady I ever knew to pancreatic cancer late last year, I didn't realize how many people suffered from cancer until she started having months of treatment, the place was always rammed full and like my wife so many were so young. Donation made, really pleased you passed you target