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On the news just, a female newsreader, reading the BBC sports news was telling everybody that Match Of The Day would be on afterwards, so if people didn't want to know the football scores, they should look away from the T.V, she then went on to read every result and who the scorers were , TWAT!!!!!! Also just been on news the sad demise of Adrian McFarland in Czech republic, very sad.

i went to citroen for a replacement key as the central locking button had worn and fallen out of the key case citroen wanted £196 + vat + extra for it to be cut, a look on ebay , and i found a key blank case , all you have to do is swap your inards, ie your old remote and battery into the new unit , it cost £1.95+£1pp it comes with a blank key that cost £3.50p to get cut ,or you can simply put your old key into this case. don't go to TIMPSONS as they won't cut your blank key, they said their insurance don't cover it, you have to use there blanks, i asked iff the had one with a chip in it , no she said , i said here use this then after goi…

Why did the thread get locked? Wtf is going on? So it's ok to have jokes about wogs and pakis, lol, but it's not allowed if a group of white redneck racist separatists are the target of the joke? FFS, I've heard it all now. Next you'll be telling me that the Imperial Klans of America and their mates in Combat 18/Blood & Honour are really nothing more than neighbours who get together to share a bottle of Pimms. This is the Random Sub-Forum, which as far as I can tell is meant for anything that doesn't fit into the other Sub-Forums. So as far as I'm concerned, if you lock the thread and refuse to let us have our say, then you obviously have something to hide…

Ngongo Mwambi has to walk 5 miles every day for fresh water and 7 miles for food ............................. This is because the daft twat torched Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and the bus...now he has to walk to Croydon for breakfast !

I was sitting down chatting to a girl in the pub last night. One thing lead to another and before I knew it I was groping her tits. She said, "Everybody is looking, do you want to go somewhere a little more private?" I thought, "You kinky bitch" as I slipped two fingers into her fanny.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/fUxI4NAE3HU

Religion is like a penis, It's fine to have one, It's OK to be proud of it, But you should not get it out in public and start waving it around, And it's just wrong to try to shove it down others throats, especially children !!

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA - SHERIFF GRADY JUDD An illegal immigrant in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up killing the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued. The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd t…

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortabl​e to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then neither does milk.

Dunno if this is a repost, if it is I'm sure you'll get over it

stolen from another forum: I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders, all I said was, 'hurry up for christs sake, some of us have got homes to go to!' Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore. Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready! Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'what you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?' I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please' She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking t…

We are fortunate to live in a free democracy, our kith and kin slogged, sweated, and toiled for that freedom, and we don't put a moments thought to it-until its 'Remembrance day', then we buy a poppy. dewing the woaw ! so, 'dewing' those moments of frustration when a bolt shears, there's no spark, you walk away from the bike at a filling station-and the stand isn't down ! have a think about the determination, guts, and ingenuity of geeks/enthusiasts like this (link below) that wont be beaten-regardless of the odds, and of the people that had to use this 'determination' in anger/necessity. Defo one for fellow 'wing-nuts' out there,,,,,,

Isn't it funny how expensive original gaskets and bearings are? Ironic funny - Not really funny!!

give foams a mirror and his fave track off the magic roundabout album and you have this

My contribution to your amusement today... First, click on the link, then TRY to touch this guy's nose with your cursor..... http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

This is a story about the little tazer that could. (Not to be confused with the little engine that could). A gentleman submitted his product review regarding a little pocket tazer that he purchased as a gift to his wife. Below is his account of his whole "ordeal." Last weekend I saw something at Larry`s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary, and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat t…

I can't work out whether this is a clever idea, or a plain crazy one. What say you?