Battered Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then neither does milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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