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Often seen hanging around roundabouts in Nottingham. Men dressed as giant pizza boxes.

if you want to stay in the UK. this is the test you need to pass www.realcitizenshiptest.co.uk

foamy would have let the missiles do their thing

This is my version - Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him, the girl said yes and chose an expensive ring and then didn't marry him because he turned out to be a w@nker (but she kept the ring). And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and filled the bookshelf with her high heels and got 3 cats and went out every night drinking pink fizzy wine and had money in the bank and went on amazing holidays and wore deeply unflattering granny pants whenever she wanted. The end.

these are special performance items for cars and bikes which will enhance your vehicle. These probably work better to the more chavvy end of the market, but I'll forgive Foamy for adding them to his mini! http://kalecoauto.co...e=index&cPath=3 performance cross drilled brake pipes

is it pissing down and snowing in scotland , as my perants are on there way over for a break , and i heard its absolutly shit weather your having.

clicky linky and enter your neighbour's address, let the program do the rest.

watch out! crims of the future won't mug you, they will sit at home with their computer cassette! interesting take from early 80's http://i.imgur.com/cO4QA.jpg

my neibour was telling me he had all his washing stolen over the weekend. i nearly shit his pants

you know it makes sense

trivia: what stroker is she stradling?

THIS IS WHAT THE LADS GET UP TO AT sQUIRES

Like a bus...

On the news just, a female newsreader, reading the BBC sports news was telling everybody that Match Of The Day would be on afterwards, so if people didn't want to know the football scores, they should look away from the T.V, she then went on to read every result and who the scorers were , TWAT!!!!!! Also just been on news the sad demise of Adrian McFarland in Czech republic, very sad.

i went to citroen for a replacement key as the central locking button had worn and fallen out of the key case citroen wanted £196 + vat + extra for it to be cut, a look on ebay , and i found a key blank case , all you have to do is swap your inards, ie your old remote and battery into the new unit , it cost £1.95+£1pp it comes with a blank key that cost £3.50p to get cut ,or you can simply put your old key into this case. don't go to TIMPSONS as they won't cut your blank key, they said their insurance don't cover it, you have to use there blanks, i asked iff the had one with a chip in it , no she said , i said here use this then after goi…