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the other night i shagged a woman with a stutter.....i was lucky , i had just manage to finish before she said "no"

things that are difficult to say when drunk 1.innovative 2.preliminary 3.proliferation 4.cinnamon things that are very difficult to say when drunk 1.specificity 2.anti-unconstitutionally 3.passive-aggressive disorder 4. transubstantiation things that are downright impossible to say when drunk 1.no thanks i am married 2. nope, no more booze for me 3.sorry but you're not really my type 4.no, i don't want to see your fanny 5.no , my cocks fine as it is i don't want you to suck it 6.no, please don't sit on my face ive got asthma

cool learning experience for the less streetwise among us http://www.clayinteractive.co.uk/exhibit.php?e=22

I want an LED watch.... http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/2010/12/argos-catalogue-1976/

Often seen hanging around roundabouts in Nottingham. Men dressed as giant pizza boxes.

if you want to stay in the UK. this is the test you need to pass www.realcitizenshiptest.co.uk

foamy would have let the missiles do their thing

This is my version - Once upon a time a guy asked a girl to marry him, the girl said yes and chose an expensive ring and then didn't marry him because he turned out to be a w@nker (but she kept the ring). And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and filled the bookshelf with her high heels and got 3 cats and went out every night drinking pink fizzy wine and had money in the bank and went on amazing holidays and wore deeply unflattering granny pants whenever she wanted. The end.

these are special performance items for cars and bikes which will enhance your vehicle. These probably work better to the more chavvy end of the market, but I'll forgive Foamy for adding them to his mini! http://kalecoauto.co...e=index&cPath=3 performance cross drilled brake pipes

is it pissing down and snowing in scotland , as my perants are on there way over for a break , and i heard its absolutly shit weather your having.

clicky linky and enter your neighbour's address, let the program do the rest.

watch out! crims of the future won't mug you, they will sit at home with their computer cassette! interesting take from early 80's http://i.imgur.com/cO4QA.jpg

my neibour was telling me he had all his washing stolen over the weekend. i nearly shit his pants

you know it makes sense

trivia: what stroker is she stradling?

THIS IS WHAT THE LADS GET UP TO AT sQUIRES