Moderator YamaHead Posted July 26, 2004 Moderator Share Posted July 26, 2004 A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!" :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazz Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 PMSL !! Timing couldn't have been better! My GF was talking the weekend about "going blonde" so I've just done a copy and paste job and e-mailed it to her :wink: Lets hope she gets the hint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted July 26, 2004 Author Moderator Share Posted July 26, 2004 Glad to be of service Bazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazz Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 She just called me at work. Funny how the female of the species somehow never see things quite how we do!! PMSL A nice, subtle, delicate hint........and she still chewed me head off!! :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Alex Posted July 27, 2004 Admin Share Posted July 27, 2004 wish my bird would go blonde 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted July 27, 2004 Author Moderator Share Posted July 27, 2004 She just called me at work. Funny how the female of the species somehow never see things quite how we do!! PMSL A nice, subtle, delicate hint........and she still chewed me head off!! :? Sorta like trying to put out a fire with a can of petrol, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazz Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Yep, just open my mouth to adjust the position of my foot! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted July 27, 2004 Moderator Share Posted July 27, 2004 very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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