Guest JMW Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking screwing c) Driving the pigskin bus into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss Sportscenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play not the sort of thing your wife would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife needs ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a) No concern of yours not a problem, she can join your gym c) a conservative estimate 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: a) a myth an oxymoron c) a moron 8. Foreplay is to sex as: a) appetizer is to entree primer is to paint c) a line is to an amusement park ride 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? a) "I hope we can still be friends," "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep," c) "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU." 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: a) needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy is uptight and a waste of time c) shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place *====================================================* Scoring: If you answered "a" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered "b" more than seven times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused. If you answered "c" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Beezkneez Posted September 30, 2004 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2004 pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N_Tart Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator YamaHead Posted September 30, 2004 Moderator Share Posted September 30, 2004 I was thinkin' "C" on most of those :wink: Like No. 9 in particular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMW Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 :oops: Deffo a guy sort of post.. I see the female element wes not impressed... sorry to offend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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