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I don't usually tell jokes but I heard this one today and thought some of you might like it. Q. Why are John Prescott and an MFI kitchen alike? A. Two screws in the wrong place and the cabinet falls apart. Well, I thought is was funny anyway Andy

I i like the exhaust i have now with the R1, but im wondering what other options i have for my bike. My g/f who owns a Vstar1100 Custom S.E (04) said my bike sounds like a snowmobile (ouch hurt me, and my bikes feelings) her bike didnt sound so sweet either until she got her aftermarket pipes put on. What could i get to give my bike some growl instead of pur. Although i understand i have a sports bike shes supposed to be quite, and sporty sounding.

Just wondering if anyone else was lucky enough to get there hands on a new R1, i was lucky enough to get mine in. Any one else have one?

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Just beacame a Yamaha Owner last week, so I thought I would clock on. Anyway got me an 06 R1 in yellow, absolutely spectaculer to ride. some piccies of me pride and joy http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_1.jpg http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_2.jpg http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_3.jpg http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_4.jpg GJ

'APPY BIRFDAY! Dood Can barely remember when I turned 17.....seems like a Lifetime ago Have a good one ..... & hope that you get to @ least Ride on your birthday.....even if it is on a H*nda

Happy Birthday Liquid cooled!! 24 eh wonder what that feels like??? all the best peoples birthdays are in May!!

Hello everybody, Our Yamaha Diversion 600 was stolen on 18th of April and was found by the police on 22th of April, sorry it was upborned. It was very good playing for 'somebodies'. In Northampton more 5000 vehiclees was stolen. /One year./ Someone want to sell Yamaha 900 Diversion? You can call 07875949605. The weather is nice fro riding. Good luck to you!

Hello everybody, If you meet anywhere our stolen motorbike write us, please. Yamaha XJ600 Diversion, dark blue, nice, 1993, was stolen on 19th of April from Northampton. You can write [email protected], or call 07875949605. Thanks.

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom > making love to a beautiful, young lady! > > "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this > to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this > house, I want divorce!" > > The husband replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen > to what happened. You can't say I'm dishonest." > > "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But > make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!" > > The husband begins to tell his story . . . > > "While driving hom…

Hi all my first post here so hello to u all:) Ive had my bike 2 years now and i have my first problem with it, When im in 2nd gear and start to open bike up it feels like im missing a few teeth on my sprockets this only happens in 2nd gear so im thinking my gearbox is bust. Does anyone know how much a rebuild costs? or is it worth me trying to find a spare? any help would be great, summer is on the way and i want it sorting out:)

Just bought a 2003 R6 with Meta M357 alarm on it. Problem I have found is switching hazard lights on. I have the instructions and it says how to do it using the alarm keyfob when parked up but once bike is running can't seem to get them to work, say if it broke down and going to cost to a stop couldn't switch them on to warn people. Is this normal with this alarm? Thanks

where can i get a fuel pump for a 600 genesis and how much are they any bike breakers in the cheltenham area

Went out of the bike today after the wife and kids popped out so hey a couple of hours playing i thought.Well was out for 3 hours nearly just riding around no place to go and started to head home when out of nowhere the blue lights start flashing behind me. 1.Number plate to small 2.Race can exhaust 3.Hence the above then tells me i have no insaurance 4.Overtaking move(well the car moved and i over took nothing wrong i thought apparently i was abit quick passed the speed limit for the road i was on 40mph easy done i think but hey) Shit im in trouble help me lord i thought but he was ok as he was a biker aswell and said ill just put down about the plate but i h…

Anyone got a diagram they could post up on here so i know what wire goes were? :shock: Ta Peeps

This is my hi to y'all post. So wazzzzuuuuup!

Well i hope all you guys are out on your bikes... I have no internet access at the moment still in the process of moving taking way longer than i thought and have loads of stuff to do still before the carpet comes!!! At my mothers for this wonderful bikeless sunday Have a good day everyone!

LIVE IN TENERIFE, LOTS OF HILLS, NEED FUN CRUISER FOR ME AND WIFE, WOULD DRAGSTAR 650 FIT THE BILL?

Dug the red 400D out of the shed this week, replaced manky 110/90/18 metzler and 90/90/18 pirelli phantom with a pair of old stock Battlax BT35,s 110/80/18 and 90/90/18. put some fuel in and took it for a first spin of the year, tyres have transformed what felt like a lumbering oil tanker compared to the 250 on K82,s into a much nimbler bike. cannot thrash it too hard as it only has 160 miles on clock since crank rebuild, but when i opened it up abit it kept dying, ok poodling along but get over 5000 revs for any length of time and down it went, nursed it home, could hear a hissing coming from filler cap, remove cap clear crap from vent, another test ride and well its pr…

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