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Just moved from Suzuki to Yam, any advice of mods welcome

i have been a member here now for about 2 years and still u have not changed the smileys i think its about time we get some gooduns

wots goin on all my name is ashie and ive just subscribed on the yamahe web. love me Yammies to pieces and enjoy the bush and the beach with them. give us a reply if you want a good bloke to have a chat about any shit thats going on

hey people. it came into my mind the other day when liquid said "youre wise for a youngun" that am i the youngest on the board? if you don't mind me asking but how old is everyone else? i have no idea! just a wierd thought really and would be quite interesting to know. then we can finaly work out the average time that it takes pete to get bored of his bike and get a new one. i'll start off im 16! by the way sorry if i offend anyone for asking such a bizare question.

Hi back :!: Had great time down in Cornwall only to find it had happenned again. Good job we were away. I was lucky the bike wasn`t touched aswell. It happenned last weekend [27th] and wrote off 3 more cars. That now makes 9 accidents in 15 years. We were lucky that we were down in Cornwall on hols. Otherwise the Cooper s would have been written off as well. I was lucky the bike wasn`t touched aswell. As the next door neighbours car was turened over this time. Some thing has to be done. Well we`ve made the decision we got to move as soon as the house is ready were off :!:

How'do all i have a 1987 Yamaha RD125 LC in current restoration.. im not restoring it to its normal standard.. im getting M.O.T and TAX then im gonna streetfight it.. at the moment im in need of a new tyre, battery and locks & Ignition. once i have these its ready for M.O.T... heres a couple of pics kiers

hope you have a good day

So my mate, being short of leg*, a custom fanatic and the knd of person who never learns by experience, has bought yet another Baby Viagra (K reg, low mileage). Being the nervous type, he is already talking about completely dismantling the thng to cure a miniscule oil weep from the clutch actuator rod. "Good grief, man!" I told him, "My TRX's chain drips more oil than that." I must admit he looked a fine sight thundering the mighty Vee-twin back from the vendor's house, wallowing majestically round curves on tyres that turned out to be inflated to a piffling 20 PSI. No sooner had he got it to his garage than he began wittering on about having to replace some of the bits …

Well this is really sad i know... but a long story... there is a competition at work to see who can best rank for the term "papa smurf" across the top 4 search engines within three months. So if any of you have a website and wouldnt mind adding the following code to your links page it would be most apprecitated!!! <p><a href="http://www.code-d.com/papa-smurf">Papa Smurf</a> All you want to> know about Papa Smurf and the Smurfs.</p>

came off the gsxr last night late at night going home from my gf's. back end went, then caught and flung me off. tried to save it but it just went round way too far. knee's a bit of a mess as is my hand and my right thigh the gsxr's not too pretty either! thats the first time i've ever came off on the hard stuff, not nice. and the noise the gixxer made going down the road was horrible. off my work now till i can get my knee to bend properly again. feel fooking stupid, i knew it was icy guess i'll have to street fighter my bike unless i can get panels for the fairing. vikki's pissed off with me, as is my dad understandably so looks like i fooked up a bit

I have 2 AGV Ti-Tech which matches the bike

last night i took the lining out of my rossi rep agv and gave it a good wash as it was getting a bit ! anyway, my old arai schwantz rep could really do with the same, but the lining doesnt come out. any suggestions as to how i could freshen it up?! i was going to name this thread cleaning my helmet but you're all a bunch of dirty b'stards and would lower the tone!

yet again yamaha has come up with a new idea likely to be a hit in future- the fly by wire throttle- the all new motor is fed with fuel by the revolutionary YCC-T (Yamaha Chip Controlled Throttle) system. YCC-T is effectively a “fly-by-wire” intelligent injection/throttle control which enhances the power delivery of the machine and reduces fuel lag. you've got to hand it to yamaha,they've came out with some of the best inventions in motorbiking eg deltabox,exup,ypvs,monoshock,2 wheel drive(well maybe not best or widely used but different),5 valves per cylinder etc anyone think of any others?

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the…

I am off to the Ally Pally show on Monday, and I was going with my brother, however he now can't make it so I have a free ticket going spare if anyone is going on the Monday. (30th) First to PM me gets the ticket and I will arrange to meet at the entrance (I am coming from Yorkshire so will be there about 11 to 12)

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about…

Hi, im an SV biker in need, Please could everyone who reads this post spend a few short moments to partake in the questionnaire below; Simple instructions are below. The questionnaire is just about bikers like you and what you percieve I would greatly appreciate if you could find the time as I am trying to get around 150 questionnaires collated. This would be a great help as this is part of my dissertation research for my business studies degree. Oh and this is not market research as some people have asked, just for my degree and have chosen to do suzuki as i own one, just need buying behaviour and bikers perceptions of the suzuki brand. Many Many Thanks A…

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For the Yamaha boyz who are sporting a new look this year..... Appearantly Rossi was fastest during the 1st day of testing @ Sepang.....nothin' new there It'll be interesting to see who can mount any kind of a challenge for the Champ this year.