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Well, my near perfect record of ebay purchases has been derailed. I recently invested in a seat unit for one of my many bikes, paid my money only for the bloke to convinently dissapear without a trace. Despite numerous emails and attempted phone calls - nothing. Being as man of limited means I dont have a lot of money to invest in my bikes and with a little one only weeks away I need to be mobile to get to work to pay for nappies etc, so if you are out there 'jgwlong' (ebay name) thanks a bunch! My advice to any of you ebaying for bits is to look out for this ebay ID and excercise caution. PS does anybody have any ideas on how best to fix a baby seat to a motorcycl…

Hi Guys n Gals Anyone know where I can get a good bellypan for my TRX 850? - just broke my other one

Hello... Rossboy here from the isle of wight...had my yam tw for about 3months now,love it to bits,but i wanna get sum added extras for it? and ideas on what u can do 2 it? as its a 4stroke dowt u can get much?? and do u peeps do meet up for the 125 boys or just a general meeting? and where? cheers.....

Hello everyone, my name is Julie and i am from T-Bags in Costa Mesa. We have new product that is coming out in 2007 & we need pictures of our new product on bikes for our catalogs. If any one is interested in putting there bike in our catalog please send me a picture of your bike to [email protected] or if you have any questions please call me at 800-957-6288. Thanks everyone

Guess who the Captain is in this video....

Scotland 1 - France 0 Get it right up ye Trezeguet, you arrogant French twat. That is all, apart from check out the look on Henry's coupon.

plz help....im trying to use a gif image as my avatar in my profile as i see other people in here using animations but with me it dosent matter wot gif goes in the they just will not work instead all i get is a static picture may as well have just stuck a normal picture in.......anyway im longer gonna feck about with this so if anyone has any idea why it wont work gis a shout...........cheers xxx

Hi everyone, just got my DT125LC Mk1 1983 Moted today ready for my 17th birthdaybig on Tuesday, can't wait to get on the roads with Dad (Triumph Trident 900) and his mates. They're gonna look after me!!! Chris aka valvebounce

Sorry for the site being down guys! Yes the site is now two years old, and the domain had expired. It was setup to automatically renew but my card details had changed and rather than nominet just send an email explaining that the card number was no longer valid they just swithed off the domain... nice hey! Anyway all back up and running and should be stress free for me for a few more weeks until IPB2.2 arrives!

...today. Not as warm Pete in Spain perhaps but some nice blue sky and sunshine and cracking scenery. The original pictures I had in mind didn't work out as the hills were a bit too haze shrouded so after a round-a-bout trip I ended up here, near to where I work a lot. The hill opposite is where I went next, top right hand side you can make out Loch Ness. Then across to the other side of the Glen for a better view of Loch Ness. Then back down to the main road and along the side of Loch Ness to a hotel, and guess who had waded ashore? Didn't look too impressed by the Divvy though! Probably not too many days like this le…

Just a hello to all you guys and dolls out there!

hi folks,just bought yzf750 absolutely mint full service history and standard, just changed pads + fluid cause i thought they were crap,ok now,but i'v a massive flat spot under 4,000 revs stalled it a couple of time's setting off pulls ok above this, now it could be me as i'v a speed triple too and you can set off sharpish without reving it any thoughts please

Great little run today on the XT! Temperatures have dropped dramatically down to the mid 20's....so it's warm off the bike and cool on it. Unlike July and August when it was regularly 40 and above, and riding just wasn't an option. I went up the Sierra de Segura mountains on the Santiago road again....where you have 25 miles of hairpin bends on narrow roads, with road surfaces so bad it looks like they've been hit by Allied bombers in places! This is not a road for self-professed internet riding gods! This is real life and you're playing for keeps. :lg: You don't get a smooth racetrack surface with good visibility....in fact on some bends, vision is red…

Hello folks, sorry ive not been on recently. college and other things such as being on the bike seem to be taking over time to get the club. however here some pici's of my last outing. im loving the hornet (in a non gay way pete) its great. i even rode in the absoult p!ssing rain the other day just to see what it was like. its crap but now i now just in case i ever get stuck. so anybody looking into new tyres can't reccommend Dunlop D208 Race Replicas enough! but now i can't decide wether to got down the route of trackday or wheelie school yet. any ideas? anyway heres a few pici's! The lovely Lancashire Country side! And yes i have scribbled on my tyres 'cos im sa…

About 4 weeks or so ago now me and the misses went for a much earned break in the Lakes (Keswick to be exact). Monday morning I was woken by the phone going off... bloody great news, new job just came through. To celebrate... we took a ride out to Windemere. Weather was great, not a cloud in the sky... perfect Almost at the lake with the misses on the back we noticed that someone needed to cross on the zebra crossing so we stopped to let her over... however the elderly lady behind us had other ideas A quick THUD and I was off down the road at a rate of knotts and the misses went skywards and landed back on top of the bike... great! Police, ambulance, fire brigad…

i just moved to a much higher elevation and my wr450 is backfiring a lot as i slow down. anyone know an easy way to fix this?

Has it gone forever?

My friend drives a Toyota Supra that just recently did the quarter mile in 13 seconds. Can my 1989 yamaha radian 600cc beat that? Would it be close? Anyone know what a 1989 radian can do on the quarter mile? Any quick tweaks I can do before the race to give me that extra edge?

Hey all, nice to meet ya, newbie here and all that funk My Q or dilema is this, i walked into a yamaha dealership last week, looked around as you do at some fine machinery, saw the deal on the YBR125, went home, scratched my head then picked up the phone and bought the bike. I repeat i know jack about motorbikes other than they looked cool in Akira and i wanted one since. The question is this, does the bike have somewhere where i can store the helmet? Thanks in advance, flame is you want, you cant hurt me no more than the GF when i broke the news to her w000t.