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PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3.. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A …

Fancy a drink darlin No thank you i tried it once and didn't like it. Oh, ows about a twirl on the dance floor No thank you i tried it once and didn't like it. My daughter is a very good dancer though. Only the one kid then? I know its old but i have been hearing it on the radio this week on one of Alex Licester's radio trail's and it makes me chuckle every time. Big up the Carry on films.

I tried a while ago to get into the Yamaha Club home page and what showed up was an installation page for something called "Joomla!"!!!! What is it? Is it some kind of spam or virus that someone has attached to the site?

Hi All Just a quick hello to you all, at the moment I ride a 99 FZS 600, in gold, very nice bike indeed, other bikes are 650 v3 transalp Aprilia Falco then a Aprilia Caponord, then on to my current bike the lovely FZS 600, looking forward to many miles on the lovely roads we have up here near Inverness

can anyone help, I am restoring a dt250mx 1980 I've owned it for the last 22yrs and it's been off the road for the last 10, thought it was about time i enjoyed it again, I want to get the tank resprayed the bike is white in colour and i need to know what shade of white it is, usually RAL number is used.

Well I've been none stop driving now and I've noticed first hand about the whole car drivers being ignorant so and so's well first 100 miles already had about 5 close calls yet happily I'm not deterrered from riding Rant over

WOW fun or Wat amazing 50fps cant believe it i love my job.the best i have ever seen totally waterproof i mean waterproof.and no wind noise at motorway speed 2 settings for video resolution.that's up to 8GB SD CARD MEMORY / and the best bit it runs on 2 AA BATTERY lasting 180+min Ive just been given this one part of the job LINDA say it will go on sale for £95.00 now its been tested.is this a fear price its a spot on peace of kit i know that.also you can have your own demo i believe so that's good try it and see it for your self.i thou-rt you wold like to know about it after its being on my bike for last 2896 miles.let me know your thoughts on it and the ones you have.you…

Hi all hope ur all ok I'm new to forum and what a experience I've had already great people... I've recently bought a yamaha dt125 1989 model wiv 8400 miles full service history and every mot lovely bike... Just thought I would introduce myself

Just wondering how many people here drive a car. And how many ride a bike all the time, during rush hour traffic etc. Vez.

Hi all, I would like to know if there is an international tyre dealer site that ships to italy where I can buy cheap tyres for street motorbyke or retread tyres for off-road training. Thank you for your suggestions. __________________ Never seen graduation gifts ideas like these! (idee regalo mamma on italian or regalos para la mujer on espanol), tumore al rene

Hello all, I know I have posted a few topics already but I feel rude as I haven't properly introduced myself. I'm from Wilmslow in Cheshire, I know nout about bikes. I have 2 children under 3 and as such I'm skint so hoping to do alot of maintenance myself and may call upon help from here! Motorbiking is something I have always knew I had to do, my partner doesn't understand it and thinks I'm an idiot but I just couldn't go another summer seeing everyone out on their bikes! So I recently picked up a bargain Yamaha DT125R - pic below. My aim is to keep it as original as possible and make it look spanking by sorting out the mismatched panels and giving it a genera…

I cant get the electric start to work properly. it turns the engine but very is very weak. it will make a crank or two but then it runs out of juice. i just put a new battery in it. i dont have a kick starter but it push starts just fine. i feel like a just wasted money on a new battery. could it be a dying starter or maybe something is draging in the engine? i dont know where to start

Just had a off and back from the hosiptal. Am ok my knee is a bit fooked and my jeans and lid are finished. My jacket dont have a mark on it but my arm is brused and cut - dont understand this!! Going down a country road near my house enjoying the ride took a slight right hand bend aound 40mph and hit a lots of gravel on on the exit. Down i go bike rh fairing is done so in the indicator and the rh engine cover case oil all over the road. Took a walk back and realised how much gravel was on the road... loads. On further inspection i saw a big pile on the road side that had just been left from road works that had spilled on the road. Is it the councils fault? If so wh…

hello i have a 1988 yamaha yb100 deluxe i took it out today and ride it for quite a while i noticed it was smoking out of the exhaust alot and the engine smelt hot i wondered if anyone could tell me what this could be i was also running lowish on petrol the smoke was white

Ok, I'm really at the end of my tether with my damn FZ400. Starts ok. Runs ok, ticks over ok. Rides ok. After about 3/4 mile - cuts out, won't re-start. Leave it a couple of hours - restarts ok, runs once again and then does it again. Checked the petrol, not a problem, getting through fine. Checked the carbs as much as I can, seem ok. Someone suggested the coils - just ran it around a little while until it cut out, checked for a spark - yup, no problem there, spark to all 4 plugs. Had it idling in the garage for a while before it cut out today - not long before it happened she started sounding as though she was missing a cylinder, but just every now and t…

ladies and gentlemen, i bought a 2002 Yamaha Bulldog ´02 from germany last october, rode it back to estonia in +5C and pouring rain. now enjoying the very first week of spring here, 130 km. loving every minute of it. also own a '93 Suzuki VX800, which is very similar, a V2-engined streetbike.

hi everyone it has come 2 the time where i have 2 sell my thundercat after a low speed accident. the bike has a few crackes in most of the fairings and around the seat a bent right handelbar no left mirror and the caseing on the right has a split in it there is about ten months mot left but no tax so is sorn mechanical sound but cant afford to fix as ive been of work for 6weeks with bad back im open 2 resonable offers as i can fix it for just under 200 if not i will be breaking it as parts. if intrested pls let me know asap as i will probably break it next weekend if no intrest thanks

basically i am looking for a lot of work to be done to my r6 including paint job on panels and also powder coating i dont mind going to different places for the paint job, the powder coating and then to get the modifications such as a single sided swing arm to name one but im looking for places that do a good job but at a price that is fair, someone that wont over charge, if you happen to know any places anywhere in the uk that would be a lot of help, i live in the south of the uk, south london but dont mind even travelling to scotland to get the work done can any one here help me at all? cheers in advance

hello just thought id say hello i am new to this forum i have a yamaha yb100 deluxe 1988 just wanted to ask if i need a new chain as when i rev it the chain rattles a bit