The Bar

Tonto and the Loan-Ranger are on horse-back, crossing the outback plains, As they are going along they can see nothing for miles only a few trees, Then out of the blue, Tonto stops, So then does the Loan-Ranger, "Whats up", says the Loan-Ranger, Tonto just says "sushhhhhh, be quiet", A few minuets go by, then suddenly Tonto jumps down from his horse, drops to his hands and knees, puts his ear down to the ground and starts to listen, "Buffalo Cum", he says, The Loan-Ranger looks arround but cant see any buffalo anywhere, "how the hell do you know that" he says, Tonto rises from his knees, puts his hand against his face and says, "Face Sticky".

Hey all you FAZER people. I just bought a 1986FZX700 the only problem with it is it leaks clutch mater fluid. It will not go int gear does it have to do with the hydrlic clutch does it need to be bled. Will air in the system cause it not to go into gear. It sounds like its going into gear but it will not move and I can push it like it is in neutral help me if you can. Thanks

hi lads , if got tdm850 ,2001 y , 4tx model , it has flat spot between 4-5 revs , its got set twin cans on & k/n air filter , been told to fit dynojet stage 1 kit but having problem locating one & told this is common fault on this bike . any help be greatful .

Is this Gadget cool or what! not bad price and I'm sure I'tt get lower this time next year http://www.saverstore.com/product/20048312/Aiptek-MobileCinema-D25-Portable-LED-Projector-with-Integrated-DVD-Player pity the replacmen lamps are more expensive than the whole unit

Sorry to anyone who could have gone to this and didn't know it was on, I only found out late last night myself http://www.perthmotorsportshow.co.uk/2010/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8%3Adougie-maclean-to-open-perth-motorsport-show&catid=4%3Alist&Itemid=1 had a great day out today, met up with Blackhat250, BananaR6 and some friends, I had duff beer batteries in my camera so didn't get any pics from inside the show hall, a mix of vintage cars, bikes, some quads, land-yachts(I want a shot) and other stands-tools, plastic-coaters, alloy wheel makers etc, quite a lot to see, some real stunning cars-an Austin 7 like Oldgitonabike l…

When i say this i no i speek for a lot of people i know with bikes the route we take from Thorne (doncaster) to whitby is just amazing via helmsley stokesley hutton le hole and sands end! all in all its about a 210 mile ride and we do it regular. the best part of this ride is the part all the locals call the helmsley TT and let me tell you when you ride it you'l love it. also when you get to a place called chop gate about 200meters after the sign there is a pub and just after that a real sharp left turn take that and folow the road ( tarmaced but ride slow as really thin road) for bout 2 - 3 mile and you will end up at a place called lord stones. its a cafe ( where bik…

Hey after looking at this web site , though id join, just to tell you about rides out me and me mates have, any questions i may have, any questions you may have, good deals i find or any thing really. glad to be a member!!!! by the way, how do u guys put your quotes on the end of your posts?

Someone go into the chat room to see if it is working !!!

Hello everyone, my name is Michael (no surprises there) I live in Northumberland, so I'm fairly spoiled for great riding roads and green lanes. I've been riding since the age of 15, both on road and off. I started with a Yam FS1SE 50cc 'Chicken Bike' moved up to a YB100 before passing my test on a borrowed RD80LC. After briefly owning a Suzuki X7 (monoshocked with a RD350LC rear end and then an RD350LC engine!) I eventually saw sense and acquired a brace of genuine 350 Elsies Absolutely fantastic bikes that introduced me to truly quick riding. An old friend of mine still has his from all those years ago, but I have thus far been disciplined enough not to ride it…

Hi. I am new on here despite owning my Thundercat since I was 19yrs old. I have not had it on the road for two yrs since I bought a new Honda 600rr and now want it back on the road! It failed an MOT last yr on rusted downpipes and have just taken them off etc and am looking for replacement ones. Does anyone have anything to offer on replacement ones in terms off what to get. I know some people say aftermarket ones don't always fit easily!!!! I would buy replacement non stainless if necessary. I would be doing arounf 500 miles per year at best!! I look forward to hearing what people think. Thanks Rob

Does any know where i can find some handle bar grips for fz600 1987, spent hours looking but can not find the correct size, 25 mm left, 28mm right and 115 mm long outer bar dia any help would be welcomed. Dave

I see the free chat has been stopped , was fun while it lasted, I had an interesting chat with 'Yamagod', he was writing in Argentinian, I was writing in Scotch, haven't a clue what each other was on about but both being Christian we both believe there is only one Diego Maradonna

Well done Alex for fixing the forum,

hi all i failed my test today so feel a bit down.(boohoo)got a few marks against me as my nerves got to me so will have to try and keep calm next time. any tips for remembering to turn of your indicaters.(yess i left them on TWICE) cheers

Hi guys having abit of trouble with my indicators on my dt125 r, i bought replacement LED's indicators ( dont you just hate the originals) i connected them together yesterday and when i turn them on, All of them just stay on, but not very bright. Have i blown a fuse or damaged the circuit? Do i need to buy a converter or anything? Cheers dudes

Was a DT, now badged as a DR (dirt and refuse)

Does any one know where the 2 rubber pipes that are connected to 2 tee connectors from the bank of 4 carbs go, the other 2 pipes coming from the carb 1 vacum pipe going back to the fuel tap and the other is the fuel line , the only thing i can find is a breather pipe connector at the front of the fuel tank. Having no air filters fitted or vacum pipes connected / crank case breather pipe cause the bike to be difficult to start and run erratic as is the case thanks Dave

gutted i went to go out and have a ride here on the sunny isle of wight and when i started the bike up i discovered that i had no fuel... bit wierd cos there was over half a tank last night when i out it to bed!! my bike is six foot away from my front door on my garden and some sneeky little fu**er has snuck up and laid between my bike and me other half's bandit (hidden from view by the bikes covers)and emptied my tank dry!Got a fair idea who dunnit i reckon its a sneaky weasley looking little bastard who lives across the road who repairs lawnmowers and rips off old ladys by doing odd jobs. if i find out its him im gunna have his life!!

Does anyone know where I can get hold of pillion seat/habgers and pegs... Have had no luck anywhere???

Hi Can anyone advise me on the best panniers to get for a Virago 535? The leather saddlebags are falling apart and hardly hold anything! Thanks