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hi all just a quick post we have our updated MAX MPH site live and would love some feedback Edited out as you are side stepping the for sale section, cheeky

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hi goff, im a newby in this forum.and ive been reading some topics on here,i can see that ur one of the moderators. recently handai was suspended for using bad words,is it because hes just a member and hes not aloud to use such foul words?(i can understand that coz its offensive to use them)im saying that coz u the moderator have used the "F" word several times, in wich i think is wrong specially it offends u wen its used against u or anyonelse,and also wen handai left the forum for a few weeks and then came back with a DAS in his hand, happy ofcourse..anyway he was a changed man then,,friendly,,talking civilised to everyone..and then one time u posted this topic called"…

hi everyone. erm, ive bought a Jawa 350 off ebay, need to phone the "ol' man" tomorrow and see if he will take me 50 miles to gloucester in the van to pick it up on sunday... far as i know its a Jawa 640, 350cc "Blue Sport" its... erm, well lets just say its a restoration project, it needs tyres for a start, front forks need rebuilding, no doubt a battery, brakes, chain e.t.c but it gives me something to work on for my 17th. but hey, bought for the sum of £172.99, can't be THAT bad... oh shit, only now do i realise what ive done... JAWA 350 SPORT

had a bloomin good day at work im working on the bins, normally just same shite different day but today well... rule of binmen , if ya see summat ya want tie a bag round it well just so happens that i pulled a suitcase with the rubbish out of a garden so decided to nosey in see what was in it cos it was heavy anyhoo couldnt belive my luck full set of belstaff 1 piece suit and some belstaff boots checked them over all armours there no splits ,rip tears ee im chuffedtabits tried it all on and it fits great now i can be a power ranger wooo oo had to do a stig pose

can any one help me i was looking for a big bore kit but can not find any where anyone can help the bike is 05

Hi everyone. work is progressing on my Jawa and hopefully with the addition of a charged battery it will run. it currently has an old style V5 certificate, and also, the previous owner is now deceased so i can't get his signature for the declaration of sale. so... how do i go about getting a new V5C in my name? regards Steveo

I just bought a 1986 FJ 1200. What does it mean when the title is stamped in big bold letters" REBUILT TRUE MILEAGE UNKNOWN" ? Does anyone know if I will have a problem registering the bike with this title? Thanks

Well, last Saturday......after attempting to retrieve my 16y/o nephew for a day of race spectating.....only to find out that I'd drove 50 miles outta my way, cuz he was off chasing his GF when I got there!..... Oh the days of youth & stupidity!..... The Lad & I finally ended up in a familiar area... The weather seemed as it was trying to cooperate.... & a few more from Woodland..... Be right back.....

Well i've gone and done it again - never could resist a good looker lol Ive gone and bought a VFR400 .......

hi everyone. whats the best way to sell my DT50?, i dont want to try ebay because they have all these buy it now fees, final value fees, reserve fees, starting price fees e.t.c and there is no guarantee i will get a good price for it and i dont want to sell it for £150 and then be left with no transport and not enough money for another bike. Ad Trader charges £6 per ad and has a 40 word limit, so that is pretty much ruled out of the equation. is there any cheap advertising media that is well-known and gets a lot of views that i could post my ad on? ive posted an add in the for sale section and on some small free advertising websites but i doubt i will get any res…

Hi everyone. the new Jawa 350 i bought doesn't have a V5c, and my dad has told me that if i get a reciept with the bike explaining that the documents weren't found when the bike was sold and that it was boguht from a deceased estate (i.e. it belonged to the dad of the bloke i bought it off) then i would not have to pay the £25 fee for a new V5C is this correct?, if so how do i apply for a V5C under these terms? regards Steve

hi folks just a quick question(s), can sombody tell me what the exhaust balance pipe actually does? (apart from the obvious). i now that the four branch manifold on a car is set-up in a particular way (say pot 1-3-ect) is this to help the scavenging of fumes from the cylinders? if so how does it work on a 4 into 1 on a bike? i am going to make a set of pipes for a V4 honda {sorry for the langauge} ,(2 x 2-into-1) and want to know if i need this pipe, any help/advice would be gratefully recieved. thanks

Hello I have just bought myself a Yam WR250f. Its a 2005 model, Imported into this country and road reg in 2008. For some reason it doesnt have a brake light or any wiring for a brake light ! I have searched on the net and it seems that this is normal in the united states ? Anyone come across this before and is it a difficult job getting a working brake light ? thanks Chris

hi i have a stolen recovered dt 125 which i bought about a year ago ,i have rebuilt the bike ,it has new frame number and i am now ready to reregister it ,but dvla tells me i need written proof of year from a owners club, so if i post some pictures of my bike is thier anyone out thier that can help me thanks dt chris

Hello to everyone , I have just purchased a yam wr250f. On the log book it says manufactured 1/01/2008 First registered 16/01/2008 I have had an rac hpi check carried out and everything came up OK ( no highlighted problems). But i have just noticed this sentence "Previously used or registered abroad before first registration with the DVLA" I now doubt that the bike was actually manufactured in 2008 and i suspect it’s a 2006 model. Does anyone know how i can find out for sure what year it was made? Thanks Chris

the worst for me has got to be the XJ600S diversion. and the best for me is the yzf750 what do you guys reckon?

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