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was out a run today and was sitting in a line of moving traffic at about 50-55 when this plukey-faced arsehole in a corrolla passed out the line of traffic,3 or 4 cars and myself over double white line on a bend!!!! the wee fecker then pulled into a garage about 500 yards down the road to wave at the other tit that he was racing. i pulled up next to him in the garage and gave him a mouthful, told him i was an off-duty traffic cop(hee-hee) and i would pass on his details to the local cops who would be up to visit him during the course of the mouthful he admited that he only had a provisional to which i told him that as that was the case they would lift the car and …

I was wondering if anyone knows if Yamaha ever made saddle bags for the FZX700 Fazer. I have one, and i do not want to scratch the tail section by using a cargo net. Any ifo would be appreciated Chris

The Lost Bagpiper As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness a…

Hi New to forum, back to biking. Just recently bought an RD350F2 to ride for the summer, back tyre is about done and wondered if any RD riders can suggest the best tyres for the summer months. Hopefully will be mainly dry miles unless caught out by the weather. Since buying the bike have noticed that it is really skittish when on the white lines!! Sometimes scaringly so as I whip out to overtake then again when crossing to pull in. Is this normal for the narrow tyred RD's. Current tyres are Avon Roadrunners which I used to use on my RD200 many many years ago. Any suggestions welcome cheers Dave

Was reading the sunday papers and saw this in the free magazine, and thought of you OG its USB, hygeinic and wipe-clean

was out a run today and was sitting in a line of moving traffic at about 50-55 when this plukey-faced arsehole in a corrolla passed out the line of traffic,3 or 4 cars and myself over double white line on a bend!!!! the wee fecker then pulled into a garage about 500 yards down the road to wave at the other tit that he was racing. i pulled up next to him in the garage and gave him a mouthful, told him i was an off-duty traffic cop(hee-hee) and i would pass on his details to the local cops who would be up to visit him during the course of the mouthful he admited that he only had a provisional to which i told him that as that was the case they would lift the car and …

Hi Can any one advise on why my 650 xs special L/H carb will not deliver any fuel to the cylinder. Got good spark, good compression, just can get fuel there. Stripped carb and can not see anything wrong thanks

Now dose a Stage 3 MT-01 Dyno Test exist or the numbers of the inceased power output from the upgrage. Looking at doing it to my MT. Any help on the subject would be great

hi all passed my test in april and got a '94 fzr600r as my first bike (friend of mine got the same one so... easier for us to get spares between us lol) got a little prob with it so i have posted it in the proper forum lol anyone else here from the midlands..birmingham area?? oh and what a win for rossi today eh?? 100 career podium wins .. sweeeeet

hi guys, just wondering if anyone on here has an mt-01.ive just discovered this bike and it looks awsome.so if anyone has one ,be good to here your thoughts on the bike,hows it mhandle,whats it like for taking pillion?all the pics ive seen of them and i cant actually see any pillion pegs,but it must have them?iv'e yet to see one in the flesh,gonna have a traul round the yam dealers to have a look. cheers guys.

Hi to everyone newbie here i was just wondering has anyone took the new bike test yet, going to do mine at somepoint and just wanted some info. Cheers

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Hi everyone - just introducing myself, a FZR1000 owner from waaaay down south and general Yamaha nut

A while ago I bought an aluminium platform thang with a couple of wee fans set into it (its a lap-top coolermabob), anyway have found another use for it, in this stifling heat-(its 23c outside right now), you can place it on the floor, connected to a long USB cable, and put your feet on it, TSSsssssss blissnessnessness

Hey ppl, if anyone is a dab hand at photoshop feel free to help out Basicaly the bike is red (pic added) and there is a we chip here and there and area around the rear foot pegs are a bit naughty so was goin to just touch it up but now thinking of taking tank off, rear fairing wheels etc and giving it a new lick of paint. Got told to go for 'candy apple red' which i think is nice, but just wanting to get some opinions on what ppl would recomend. i dont want to have too much red on the bike, in the way of red tank, frame, fairings, front mud guard and wheels. not sure what colours i could throw in to mix it up a bit, girlfriend said i should get it candy apple w…

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Hi all. Have just finalised design (in me head!) for my next tat. Gonna be down my right hand side, pretty much full length of my side. But i'm really aware that its gonna hurt like hell cos of the area (though it'll be worth it!) has anyone else had ink done in similar area - was it sore? Goff, know you're the resident ink expert - maybe you can advise? Don't think that anything will put me off the idea, but just curious about how sore its gonna be!

I'm new to the forum, thought I'd say hi. I've just bought a beat up old M reg xv250 which is in the process of being turned into a custom bobber/chopper type thing for the sunny days, half done, be ready by winter! Any one on here ride one of these? Chris

Emdy else hae a belt roon the pass the nite or Callander ?

Went on a rideout to the cinema in basingstoke with my 'crew today, went to see The Hangover and it was f*ckin hilarious! the ride there was nice aswell, perfect riding weather and the traffic wasnt so bad because everyone else was at school/work, twisty backroads all the way! Meeting outside Ryans house In the cinema car park Car park pic #2 (childhood obesity, haha)