barkwindjammer Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 A bloke takes his kids to the zoo when they get inside theres just one cage? with one small dog sitting inside it? He storms back to the office to complain, "you call this a zoo?" "its just one dog- sitting in a fukin cage !!" the ticket seller calmly replies "thats right sir,- Its a Shitzu" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Brill BWJ, took a while but got there in the end. Reminds me of a zoo related one. A bloke come across his mate walking around with a penguin and asked "where did he come from?" "I found him in the park" His mate replied "I should take him to the zoo if I was you" "Good idea, I'll take him round there this afternoon" The next day the bloke comes across his mate who still has the penguin in tow. "I thought you said you were taking him to the zoo yesterday?" "I did" said his mate. "Today I thought I'd take him to the pictures" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 haha, some good ones there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 "Today I thought I'd take him to the pictures" good 1 Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkwindjammer Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Update: I've ordered one of these minaiture pet 'Eden world' (dunno if I've read the instructions properly, but it will have to do), gettin delivered monday by 'shity-link-courier', then its off to the 'zoo' , dunno if I've got the capacity right, but will improvise, maybe need to stuff it in a bit with compression straps, but hey am an animal lover ! , rescue on its way 'fun-ball-fwuffy-missy'-tip "never let a woman KC register a dogs name" , I'll keep you all posted ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Update: I've ordered one of these minaiture pet 'Eden world' (dunno if I've read the instructions properly, but it will have to do), gettin delivered monday by 'shity-link-courier', then its off to the 'zoo' , dunno if I've got the capacity right, but will improvise, maybe need to stuff it in a bit with compression straps, but hey am an animal lover ! , rescue on its way 'fun-ball-fwuffy-missy'-tip "never let a woman KC register a dogs name" , I'll keep you all posted ! wow thanks for the link barkwindjammer ,now i can take my bull terriers every were i go, do you have a link for them compression straps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Goff Posted August 9, 2009 Moderator Share Posted August 9, 2009 wow thanks for the link barkwindjammer ,now i can take my bull terriers every were i go, do you have a link for them compression straps Hey dont knock it!! One of our members on here takes his dog in his tank bag!! Check this LINK HERE - theres photos of his pooch on the bike too - brilliant! If i could take ma bull terrier then i would too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Hey dont knock it!! One of our members on here takes his dog in his tank bag!! Check this LINK HERE - theres photos of his pooch on the bike too - brilliant! If i could take ma bull terrier then i would too well goff ,the compression straps are the road to go down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barwell1992 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 dont think i would fit my alsation on my bike :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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