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How many murdered prostitutes can i fit in my garage?

Two more if i take me bike out!

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Oh, you're a Trucker, are you?

:lol:

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Sorry, no.

If i was a trucker i would leave them dotted around the countryside wrapped up in bits of old carpet and my garage would be full of spare bits of old carpet, axes and porn. :lol::lol::lol:

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Just like my Dad, then :D

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oy feck off you 2 bringing truckers into ill repute

it was all started by that feckwit clarksnobb, that bloke was a bloody forklift truck driver

merv :D :D :D

Ps we dont murder em all some are too good for that and do not charge too much so it is cheaper than having a wife

:D :D :D :D :D :D

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Well, my dad really is a trucker :drive: , so I can slag 'em off all I like :P

He's the bastard that made me grow up listening to Convoy and playing with CB radios :lol:

Anyway - Nothing wrong with Clarkson - Met him several times and he's always been a gentleman.

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well i am really a trucker Cb is knackered and prefer meat loaf,eagles.ELO, Norah Jones. etc too convoy

Merv

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Roger was a well popular guy on the CB, he wouldnt ever reply to me though ? :unsure:

10-4

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well i am really a trucker Cb is knackered and prefer meat loaf,eagles.ELO, Norah Jones. etc too convoy

Merv

No Tammy Wynette???!!! :huh:

Get a Midland 48+ Multi from Thunderpole - They're fantastic.

I got one at home and a Midland 42 on the bike!!

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PMSL!!! :lol:

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yeah, must be a Brit thing....

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yeah, must be a Brit thing....

Nope - Back in the 70s, you Yanks exported illegal AM CB Radios to us here in Blighty.

Those, along with CW McCall and Kris Kristoffersen in the movie Convoy.

Later came Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit and the rest of the whole Trucker culture kinda followed.

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Nope - Back in the 70s, you Yanks exported illegal AM CB Radios to us here in Blighty.

Those, along with CW McCall and Kris Kristoffersen in the movie Convoy.

Later came Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit and the rest of the whole Trucker culture kinda followed.

but whats that got to do with moving a bike in order to store two corpses of women who happened to be prostitutes in a garage?

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Nope - Back in the 70s, you Yanks exported illegal AM CB Radios to us here in Blighty.

Those, along with CW McCall and Kris Kristoffersen in the movie Convoy.

Later came Burt Reynolds in Smokey & The Bandit and the rest of the whole Trucker culture kinda followed.

Blast from the past.I remember those days,used to drive a Volvo F88 then a Ford Transcontinental

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"Any hand out there got the 10-13?"

"theres a smokey playing in the hay up ahead, back it down out there."

"we've got a cleanshot bubbas, lay the hammer down."

and various other remarks... :lol:

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Hey where's all the MALE pro's out there???? im a trucker 2, i've never seen 1????? mmmmmm B)

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Blast from the past.I remember those days,used to drive a Volvo F88 then a Ford Transcontinental

you poor sod, mind you they were the dog danglies then, i reme ber looking over a transcon with electrical problems in Cherbourg once bloody crude or what, could not find any fuses just a load of connectors, the guy had no lights so was only driving during the day, thought about offering him my 113 as a straight swap, then thought the boss may not be too happy and would have had the lights fixed,

merv

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but whats that got to do with moving a bike in order to store two corpses of women who happened to be prostitutes in a garage?

Truckers are often depicted as being mobile rapists/prostitute-murderers in common derogatory humour, in the same way Irishmen and blonde women are depicted as being utterly stupid. As always, there will be an incident of truth leading to this misrepresentitative stereotype, in which some trucker did indeed rape and/or murder one or more women who may or may not have been prostitutes. It's about as truthful as all bikers being leather clad, long haired drink & drug loving, baby-eating, granny bashing, Cruiser-riding posers... who are also (somehow) stereotyped as short-haired pretty boy power rangers, hell bent on speed and who crash and kill themselves every sunny weekend.

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