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drewpy did jerk off in a MEN video !

right at the begining I'm jerking couldn't hear the engine so had to rev so I didn't stall and the bike leaps forward, good ride though and hopefully worthwhile http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bikers-salford-rally-pati-olearnik-12765971

It's at work dude, it's metal back boxes that you knock in the wall for switches and sockets etc I work in a wholesalers

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and be quiet. And guess what? She failed to do even one of those things. Ok..I've been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in, I've only gone and poisoned myself ( typical ) What I thought was a simple onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb. I'm feeling ok but they said I should be out sometime in the Spring. I went to the quacks the other day as I found a strawberry growing out my bum. Doc told me not to worry, he's got cream for it. In the same vein A man went to the doctors with a lettuce leaf sticking out of his bum. "Hmmm, I don't like the look of that." Said the doc. The man replied, "Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg."