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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.' The husband replies, 'That's no big thing in this day and age.' The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.' 'Oh yeah? Who was the guy?' 'Tiger Woods..' 'Tiger Woods, the golfer?' 'Yeah.' 'Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.' The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. 'What are you doing?' asks the wife. The husband says, 'I'm hungry, I was goin…

I know, I know - bit of a surprise that I can actually read!! But this book is well worth a look. Its a collection of pictures of Road Racing, and it highlights just how amazing these guys are and the stories back up the opinions about how friendly the atmosphere and riders are. Especially good is the story & pics about Martin Finnegan (RIP) Highly recommended. P.S. - I'd still love to see Stoner try the Roads - he'd fill his leathers!!

Hi everyone from a glorious sunny cheshire. Im new to the site and new to Yammi's im a big Suzuki fan at heart but thought i would widen my horizon a little so i have bought my first Yamaha its a XJ 600 a bit tatty but thats what husbands are for It is nearly ready for the road just sorting the final bits out and hopefully it will be ready for a blast down the A49 soon

Alright guys and gals. Any one got any recommendations on which double bubble looks best for the 08 R6? I need to change my stock one, and cant decide which to plump for? Looking at the Puig, seems good but can only get one image. What have the rest of you guys got? Cheers Nick

hey all im a newby to this site and a newby to the world of motorcycling. Just purchased my first bike an fzr 250 and having a ball anyone interested in a chat and maybe a few tips...?

Hi all Spotted this for sale near me - thought i'd share just incase someone was interested RD250LC for sale Also seen this too... RD350RR Powervalve

rite soo iv read all the reviews for this the RG nd NSR nd the TZR sounds by far the best but how much should i be lookin to pay for one with an mot???

picked up my cbf125 yesterday as my old cg125 workbike with over 50,000 miles on it needs to much work to keep on the road, so much better than the cg fills bigger than it is and overall a nice bike hope to get fz600 on road this year

It's nothing to do with me, just thought I'd tell you good folks about it. Item number: 120388570203 item no 120388570203

him all just thought id share my bit of bad and good fortune with you all. last saturday i was out for a run when the rear shock on my fzr snapped but managed to get the boke back home,about 50 milesSLOWLY.did some trolling around the net for some prices for a new shock,didn't realise they would be so expensive about £400.so went on ebay and found the exact yamaha part i needed,unused,nobody else bid on it and i got it for 50quid result. just waiting for the bike shop to call me to get my bike back today.cant wait.

Hello all i have a dt125r 2002. i have fitted a full dep system and have jsut fitted a k&N style airfilter i now need to rejet the carb as when i rev the bike it dies.... any1 no what size jets to get???? thanks alot james

Emma Freud in this case she has just slid down my list from fairly high up too just above Robert Mugabe Disabled bikers snubbed by comic relief

way over priced but still a beast

Geday all, Wondering if anybody has heard of any information as to when and if the baby R1 will be available in Australia. Apparently it was displayed at the Sydney bike show. Was this to gauge public interest or a sign of its intended release to the Aussie market? HAVE A BLAST! Paul.

hi all just been up to the local motorcycle breakers where i live in scotland ..hes got a complete FZR 400R some 2stroke stuff and i did notice a 1000exup exhaust sitting plus the usual amount of wheels etc oh and a few complete USD front ends...maye useful to a few of the streetfighter builders on the forum? I've used the place a few times for parts and they're def NOT rip off merchants . You can get H&H Motorcycles on 01290559234 Steve

Hello people, My names Paul from Market Rasen, Lincs. Just picked up a Yamaha TDR125 a 1990 import, and i'm gonna be totally 'onest I know less than nowt about bikes managed to get it up and running after being stood for a year and it passed it's MOT so happy days ahead, unfortunately can not find a service manual anywhere so stand by for lots of questions at a later date.

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '$10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a…

Hi guys ,, just joined this site im new to 2 wheels but had an xj650 trike before, ive now bought a lovely fzr250 so thought i would look for a yammy owners club and found ................. YOU lol x x chrissie

Hi Guys Been riding a dt 125r (2006 reg) in london on a CBT for 3 months....going to take my full license (restricted for 2 years) in the next 2 weeks. I'm doing a 3 day course with Metropolis in london, 3rd day includes the test. I would like to find out if anyone has done their bike test on a dt 125? To get the license the bike must hit at least 62mph....I think mine tops out at 65mph but it does take a good push and strech to get there...Do you think I'll be ok with this? The other thing is that although i'm quite comfortable i'm still quite cautious when riding specially when doing u turns and slow riding...like to keep my foot close to the floor just i…