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Some old ones......

He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms,
Then stuffed the Christmas turkey!

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A guy is walking on the street, feeling suicidal after losing his job and divorcing is wife, when suddenly he finds Santa.

"Hey Santa! I'm so glad I found you! I would be so happy if you gave me a loving wife and a new job this Christmas!"
"Sure thing. You'll have all that you want if you pay a small price...", says Santa before dropping his pants and pointing to his cock.
The guy finishes-up and wipes his mouth and Santa asks him
"How old are you?"

"38, why?"

"And at that age you still believe in Santa?"

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Tampax is bringing out a new tampon. they have replaced the string with a piece of coloured tinsel.... it's being released for the christmas period.

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donkey meat recalled at Wal-Mart

Chinese branches of Wal-Mart have been forced to recall batches of donkey meat after it was found to contain fox.!!!!

Oh my giddy aunt what ever next???

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-donkey-meat-recalled-at-walmart-after-it-is-found-to-contain-fox-9033922.html

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