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  1. Goff

    fz6-n

    Actually no i dont - and if you'd had a proper look about the forum before shooting your mouth off and pissing people off you would have known that. Maybe there had been plenty of responses to other non-bike related topics and maybe, just MAYBE there wasnt anyone aorund over the weekend who knew anything about the fz6-n - myself included, so what the hell would be the point in answering the bloody query if i know fuck all about it???? Did you for a second think about that just a tiny bit? Nah i didnt think so........
  2. Hey chris welcome to the forum honey. Sorry i cant help you but there will be others like Yamagod along shortly to give you some advice. Enjoy your stay x
  3. Goff

    Strange PM?

    Thats because there were more replies to this one than the others. Not that i have to explain my actions .........
  4. Goff

    New motorbike test

    The new motorcycle test The decision regarding the recent consultation to introduce the new test in modular format was announced by Jim Fitzpatrick MP, Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State Department for Transport, on 29 January. The key points are: New motorcycle test to be split into 2 parts Increased number of service delivery points New test can be booked from 30 March 2009 at the latest Testing to commence on Monday 27 April The new motorcycle test aims to improve the standard of road safety for motorcycle and moped riders. This user group has been identified as having a high risk of injury or death, this is particularly the case for young and inexperienced riders. The new test will be completed in two modules. The specified manoeuvres conducted at specific speeds will be tested in Module 1 on safe off-road sites and take on average 22 minutes. These specified manoeuvres are: At least two manoeuvres carried out at slow speed, including a slalom At least two manoeuvres carried out at higher speed, of which one exercise should be in second or third gear, at a speed of at least 30 km/h (approx. 19 mph) and one exercise avoiding an obstacle at a minimum speed of 50 km/h (approx. 32 mph) At least two braking manoeuvres, including an emergency brake at a minimum speed of 50 km/h (approx. 32 mph) On the day of the Module 1 test, candidates will be asked by the examiner to demonstrate their riding ability on either the left-hand or right-hand circuit. Please note that the standard off-road layout may change due to local conditions on the casual sites. Click here to see the standard layout of the left and right-hand circuts. Click here to see the standard layout including measurements. Those candidates who have demonstrated riding skills of a dangerously incompetent level during Module 1 will not be permitted to take Module 2. Those candidates who have passed Module 1 will receive a Test Pass Certificate which they must bring with them when they take Module 2. Module 2 of the test will be about 57 minutes in length and will consist of the eyesight test, road safety questions and at least 30 minutes of road riding. consisting of a road ride covering a variety of road and traffic conditions and will also include normal stops, hill and angle starts.
  5. Goff

    crash bungs

    YES YES YES!!! Get some as soon as you can. You never know whats gonna happen, and as TT said they can save you hundreds of pounds. My mate came off his viffer in front of me last year and there was very little damage to the bike - the bungs took a beating, but thats what they are there for. R&G's all the way though - a little more expensive but WELL worth the money honey
  6. Goff

    fz6-n

    Y'see now - you're still being nice after he slagged us off summat chronic - thats what i love about you guys And with so little information to go on as to what exactly it is he wants you to advise him on (except forum etiquette!), i think you have done us proud lads.....cos the only advice i can give him involves a pole, lubricant and step-by-step instructions.......... Woe betide anyone who slags off the "family"
  7. Goff

    Im single!

    Awww thank ya honey Although my T Shirt does say "Im so Goth i shit bats" ..................
  8. What? I for one wouldn't want someone this bloody rude on our forum. If he hasnt realised that posting a question over a bank holiday weekend when most folk are away and/or enjoying the sunshine on their bikes is probably not going to get an immediate reply that he so demands then he is better of somewhere else where they sit at home pretending to bikers. Its downright rude to post such a message Bikers DO stick together but another biker would not slag us off like that Maybe its you pal who needs the kiddies chatroom with an attitude like that
  9. Goff

    alright,

    Welcome - sweet ride you got there
  10. Photobucket is NOTHING like facebook or myspace. Its a photo uploading site not a social networking site, which if you had been and had a look then you would know that.
  11. Goff

    Strange PM?

    Member was deleted. I have also deleted alllll the other threads about this as they serve no purpose As for the porn.....where?
  12. Goff

    Strange PM?

    Can you send it me too? My ex has fucked off with all mine and im BORED!
  13. Yes - because if you are stupid enough to post those things for all the world to see then its your own fault isnt it.
  14. I think its a good thing. They are not keeping the content of emails etc, but in todays climate, anything that may help protect us can only be good in my book.
  15. Oh Foamy, Foamy, Foamy.......do you have a death wish honey? Come talk to yer Auntie Goff........I have something to show you......
  16. Goff

    Im single!

    NO NO NO!! Thats just plain WRONG!
  17. Goff

    Im single!

    Thats him! The one who's shaggin Stifflers mom
  18. Goff

    Im single!

    Me too! See you CAN laugh through some of the bad times eh I think he looks more like one of them kids outta American Pie.........
  19. Goff

    Im single!

    Really? Then why post it?
  20. Goff

    Im single!

    My god you are only 16!! Fookin hell if i'd known that i'd have patted you on the head, given you a copy of Hustler and pointed you in the direction of the youth club! I thought you were waaaaaaay older *mental note to self - always check the label*
  21. Goff

    Goff and more ink

    Just finished another 2 hours on my leg. I want a tiny bit more on it but its complete more or less. Dont half sting a bit though
  22. Goff

    Im single!

    ohhhhhh thats EXACTLY what im doin
  23. Goff

    Im single!

    My god you make me sound like a reet trollopin trout I am rather excited about my new found singledom - but i am very choosy me - tick all the boxes though and yer onto a winner Aye, if you like - and if i can find some
  24. Goff

    He's home!

    I have some new pics but unfortunately my ex has my laptop and they are on there, although i will be getting it back tomorrow honey. I havent done THAT many since to be honest as i either havent had time, had the kids home or the weathers been pants!
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