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The Lava Red Yamaha Ybr 125 Custom Motorbike.

Bought a YBR from new, lovely motor. Are there any accessories i can buy for engine mods/look mods?

Well... A while back bought a Suzuki GP100 non-runner, 6 months later... had enough of the GOD DAMN thing! still can't get the bugger going after spending over £100 on it for a good little commuter so there goes my project, and the FZR600R will soon be going my pride and joy! had lots of time and money spent on that keeping it in great condition as a dry weather bike only but hardly use the thing now... been out on it once in over 8 months... so will be looking for a new home soon! I will post some pictures up so show off my pride and joy extremely low miliage for a 1994 model! under 16k and looks the part! ... so yeah, there both going to make way for a Mini…

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Does anyone know of any good dealers that import second hand yamaha's been looking but cannot find all suggestions welcome

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hi, has anyone used a biketek bike-it heated inner jacket? any good compared to gerbing? it seems to me the gerbing is more restricted on where it heats. and does anyone know a stockist in either kent or south/south east london? cheers guys

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hi from japan Im an englishman living in japan I ride a harleydavidson on the weekends and I ride my YSR80 every day to work great bike for the city and great fun just to ride around at 8000rpm!

hiya, i got a yamaha tw125 and wen i start it up its keeps reving up on its own, just wondering does anyone have any ideas of what would be wrong with it?? ive already stripped the carburrator down cleaned it i also oiled the throttle cables and they are free thanks

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Just a heads up that there's going to be a new magazine called Practical Sportsbikes focussing on bikes from the 80's and 90's. fist issue is out 3 rd March, yam LC's, GPZ and susuli Katana drewps

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend"..... And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.. 'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..' The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, She does exactly what her husband asked. …

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Hi i have just brought a xtx 125, it has been running fine but now it has no spark, i have been told to check the earth wires have got the one to the battery but dont know where the other one is could any body help me. thank you

You must be a glutton for punishment !

Hi does anyone no any good websites where i can get a cheap front fairing for my yamaha xt 125 thanks for your help

I get to ride the new bike (well new to me 1999) tomorrow. cant fuckin wait!!! but.. wana know a lil bout her. only been riding 7 yrs and over 5 on 2 babyblades. im more then ready for a bigger bike but would love to have a lil info on what to look for what to expect, mainly what are gud tyres and what pressure? off to europe this year so want a tyre thats good for touring but i luv to play too. im only 5' and less than 7st so the tyres and pressure i really feel when i ride. iv always used bridgestone but the bikes got maxxis on? i know sod all about?? one comment not great just ok would greatly appreciate any info?? i soo wana enjoy this lil cat!!! been a while.

hiya peeps Was tinkering with the XJ most of this week and have a bit of a problem with the rev counter, it works to an extent but tends to stay at 2k when idling and revs to about 3-3.5k when i rev the engine, but i know for the fact that the engine revs are normal... from what i can see, its not a cable driven tacho... so im all out of ideas now :/ any help appreciated - Steve

Hi all might be a simple question but i,m guna ask it anyway, so sorry if i sound thick!!! just got some new rubber on my baby and as usual i've got to "take it steady" for about 100 miles, so here's the question........... why is there a releasing agent on new tyres????