Noise Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Well we been having problems in the bed room, so she sends me to the docs to get checked out, but i don't think she was impressed when i came back with slimming pills! I know i should love her no matter what and i honestly can say i do.......i mean for example she fell down a set of steps in town the other day and i didn't even laugh........the pavement cracked up! tho thats different. I also think its bit bad that every time we go to make love she has to fart just to give me a clue, or a bit of talc is needed to show me where the damp patch is, but other than this its quite and adventure banging my wife because if i miss her glory box her elbow or knee is just as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 LMAO! That's terrible! And here I thought my comments were inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted June 11, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 11, 2012 that, was funny :biglaugha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Wheels Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Next time you go at her,,,,,bring a bag of flower,,,,throw it at her,,,,,,,the damp spot will soon apear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Next time you go at her,,,,,bring a bag of flower,,,,throw it at her,,,,,,,the damp spot will soon apear Doesn't that mean you've gotta at least do something first to get her damp or are y'all just looking for any sweaty spot?! (I know ew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted June 13, 2012 Author Share Posted June 13, 2012 Like i say if you miss the arm pit or knee is a very good close second! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Like i say if you miss the arm pit or knee is a very good close second! Sure... that works for you.... guess she'll just have to take care of herself, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 who's this lass? i likes her. :biglaugha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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