Moderator drewpy Posted December 2, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2009 A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted December 2, 2009 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2009 my kind of girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Wheels Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 There should b more of these girls round but in saying that youd have to be doing everything she does if you wanted to b tucked up in bed with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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