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R1 can be really nervous when coming out of corners also in long really fast corners where you need to accelerate all the way out. R6 is more easier to handle in close_to_shit_to_your_pants situations. I still remember my first test drive with -03 R1, I did have one hour driving time but after 20 min. I did take it back to shop. There was two things eighter I will loose my driving licence or my life.

It will be Rossi again. OK it's going to be booring to look podium but like last year Rossi did leave last passing till last or second last lap (at most of times). Mostly he was just teasing others driving behind and taking only short peek to 1 position and just when you think that he is going to be second on finish line he will take over that.

About those tires... I have found that Pirelli Dragon Supercorsa is one of best tires I have ever used. SC1 to front and SC2 rear.

Well that's your problem

16 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN: by Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (I wish I had!) 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 21. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. 13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 14. Your friends love you anyway. 15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. 16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. FINAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Babes on bikes

http://www.bikepics.com/pictures/262017/ http://www.bikepics.com/pictures/262018/ http://www.bikepics.com/pictures/262016/ Here is classfibre model under modification. It's much smaler that original and will be litle bite sharper and smaler. Side fairings will be done between x-mass and new year.

Happy New Year to all.

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called ”Mate Match”. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers ”yes”, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago, made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: ”Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?” Contestant: (laughing) ”Yes, I have.” DJ: ”Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please.” Contestant: ”Brian.” DJ: ”Brian, are you married or what?” Brian: ”Yes.” DJ: ”Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?” Brian: (laughing nervously) ”Yes, I am married.” DJ: ”Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.” Brian: ”Sara.” DJ: ”Is Sara at work, Brian?” Brian: ”She is gonna kill me.” DJ: ”Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?” Brian: (laughing) ”Yes, she's at work.” DJ: ”Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?” Brian: ”She is gonna kill me.” DJ: ”Brian! Stay with me here!” Brian: ”About 8 o'clock this morning.” DJ: ”Atta boy, Brian.” Brian: (laughing sheepishly) ”Well...” DJ: ”Question #2 - How long did it last?” Brian: ”About 10 minutes.” DJ: ”Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.” Brian: ”Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.” DJ: ”Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?” Brian: (laughing hard) ”I, ummm, I, well...” DJ: ”This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?” Brian: ”Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks...” DJ: ”Uh huh...” Brian: ”...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.” DJ: ”Atta boy, Brian.” Brian: ”On the kitchen table.” DJ: ”Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get the wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.” 3 minutes of commercials follow. DJ: ”Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?” (touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: ”Kinkos.” DJ: ”Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?” Clerk: ”This is she.” DJ: ”Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.” Sarah: (laughing) ”A couple of hours?” DJ: ”Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?” Sarah: ”No.” DJ: ”Good!” Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) ”Brian, what the hell are you up to?” Brian (laughing) ”Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.” DJ: ”Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?” Sarah: (laughing) ”Yes.” DJ: ”Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?” Sarah: ”Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.” DJ: ”What time?” Sarah: ”Around 8 this morning.” DJ: ”Very good. Next question. How long did it last?” Sarah: ”12, 15 minutes maybe.” DJ: ”Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?” Sarah: (laughing) ”Yes.” DJ: ”Where did you have it?” Sarah: ”OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?” Brian: ”Just tell him, honey.” DJ: ”What is bothering you so much, Sarah?” Sarah: ”Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...” DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? Sarah: ”In the ass.....” After a long pause, the DJ said, ”Folks, we need to take a station break”

I was just 2 days training where we did learn some other way to handle those issues... Today we will leave all dirty work to employes.. I mean that male buffalo handling and shooting... All we will do is drink that beer and collect bonus...

I think that I will go on with solution where "collector" is under nose or integrated to nose and air is going in two tubes to airbox between frame and sylinder head. There is no much room between airbox and sylinder head because of throtle cables and ignition coils. Or I can do modificated airbox or totally new one. Well first I have to get fairings to some milestone point and after that try to do some modifications to airbox.

So no one seems to know this modification to Thunderace airbox??

Hi, Has anyone done that ram-air / fresh air system to Thunderace? I have seen some pages where it has been done but don't remember those anymore. I was lookin my own bike and those throtle cables and ignition coils seems to on the way for ram-air intake...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."

rip off picture for start here http://www.sparewheel.net/sparebb/viewtopic.php?id=69

One. ONE! And do you know WHY only one is needed? Because no one else does not know HOW to change light bulp. Now one does eaven know that light bulp is BROKEN. No we just sit In darkness TREE DAYS before notised that it’s broken. And when you notice that it’s broken you don’t know WHERE IS NEW ONE’s IS eaven those has been IN SAME PLACE LAST SEVEN YEARS. And when you do find those YOU WILL LEAVE THAT CHAIR laying front of that closet for next TREE days. And then you LEAVE THAT packet UNDER THAT chair!!!! WHY???? NO ONE WILL CLEAN HERE IF I DO NOT CLEAN HERE. THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE JUNK YARD. WE WILL NEED A ARMY OF CLEANERS TO CLEAN THIS PLACE… So what was that question??? :?

And learn how to write... linside -> inside.

Carbon fibre is resist for bending and streching but does not hadle sharp shock. Kevlar insted can take guite hard sharp pulse on it. Epox what I'm planning use is flexible and also gasoline proof. Also planning to use rubber linside on tank (it will be sprayed to tank). I know all risks what will come with composite tank and I'm willing to try it (because some one is using tank like that).

In USA bikes can be louder than in EU. I do not think that there is no more difference in engine or engine management because Yamaha informs same power level in USA and EU.

Is there leak or what kind of problem with original shock?? I have not seen any problems with my original shock and just wondering how you get it broken. Original shock can be opened and fixed and if you do that I recomend change oil to litle bit thikker and spring to 10 or 20 points harder. R1 lighter than T-Ace and I don't see that it will work better. Also did you know that original shock is originally made by Öhlins??? Yes there is no text Öhlins but it is. I have talk with one mechanic who is lisensed Öhlins repairer (best in Finland) and he's comment was that oly change spring and oils (he also sell Öhlins and WP). So first try to find out some who can fix that old one and ask that prize and after that compare is it better solution that new shock.

Sound level is different but I think that mostly that bike is 1 to 1 same in USA and EU (if you do not get it from California)

SON SAYS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded chatroom, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's how you got here.

Many years ago, a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn. As the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked her father, "Who was that man going into the barn?" "That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep in the barn." The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared him a plate of food and took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned, her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair, straight up to bed she went. The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she, too, did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly and her hair all messed up. She also headed straight to bed. The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left. When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying good-bye-" she cried, "after we made such passionate love last night?" "WHAT?" shouted the father, and angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you! You had sex with my daughter!" The man looked back down from the mountain side, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out, "ILAIDTHEOLDLADEEETOO!" And that's how yodeling began.

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh? Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!! " "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, " God said to Arthur, "But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."