mozzy

no so fuck off

its nice to be back but i will still be a bit scarce for a while as dont really get two minutes spare to pull one off at the moment

zat iz becoz i iz de daddy or somethin like that anyway

well tzr coils dont fucking fit so fuck off and fuck yourself you fucking fuckbox twat head knob jockey (i think i have terettes syndrome)

you could never replace me im one of a kind. oh and pete i wasnt being a stunt double for vin deisel i was playing the vicar of dibley............... soz you lot that i havent been round much latley but this new job is very demanding but i dont enjoy it any more so i will look for a new job then pester the shit outta you guys again.............. and yes i have missed you all and yes i have got a new bike its a temporary thing its a kawasaki kr1s 250 i very tidy nick and it is fast as fuck. got to go i have 9 puppys in the kitchen who need feeeding i will see you all soon

and your sons

oh ffs just fuck off i have explained to you about a mi9llion times how to do and if you decide to do it another way then thats your problem

and you can fuck off you jumped up little TWAT

thats the factory fitment for dtrs.. try this one its a mate of mine who has them its a yamaha tdr125 supermotard conversion for a dtr including forks wheels calipers brakes discs etc it is the full kit to do it with oh and the wheels are really nice looking in anodised black met phone jerry on 01275 892649 for more info

seen that one before

oh and my jeans need ironing

and mcprick and mctwat and mcwanker oh yes we also invented the post it. just face it lads and you know its true years ago scotland was are dumping ground that where we dumped alot of different languaged tossers which is what bought you lot here you are all ugly and the women all where trousers whilst the men ware skirts and you are so gay you believe the is a monster in youe lake which is another that makes you stupid you cant apell or pronounce lakes... and for you to say theres to many englsh in scotland stop and think how many of you numptys live down here because they know they get a better life

the scotsman are all so stupid they sit in their bedrooms filing the edges off of 50 pence peices to make them in to ten pence peices. lc is the only bloke i know who goes in a restauraunt ,orders a meal then pays for it then does a runner shouting hahahahahaha you pricks you cant catch me

well if you dont know me by now then you never will cause i cant be assed to tell you that im 19 6ft4 tall weigh 15st2pounds drive a ford fiesta 94 diesel at present but that is soon to be a bike again im a a joker fun loving and also can be irratating at times but i do that on purpose oh and i am a security guard i also fart lot

oh and the other guard i work with is a comedian so i am constantly in stiches when he is working

im not gonna even get into that one because you do realise englands alot bigger than scotland (i think) 1 toilet flush (thomas crapper) 2 alot more than penecillan 3 beagle mars probe that crashed i dont know you are brighter than me . any lets stop being sad and arguing about what counteries are best because you know we will win hands down

that aint fucking fair im younger than you

did my first night shift last night i enjoyed the job part but didnt like the wanker i was working with. he has just turned 19 and was telling me how he owns a shelby gt500 mustang and that it is capable of 240 mph the silly prick he made me feel sick as the collar on his shirt was black with dirt then to make matters worse he fucked all the paper work up then me as the trainee sorted it all out for him it made me feel kind of good i also think he is queire,oh well i dont have to work with him again but i can honestly say i really enjoying it so far

started my new job on tueday its pretty damn good it is a lot more demanding than my old one because a large fleet of lorrys rely on me to find there destinations check seal numbers on wagons etc but the bright side to it is i get lots of free stuff watch lots of porn and get to walk around a warehouse looking at all the gear that customs and excise have seized and matalan store loads of stuff there to so do marks and spencers,focus do it all,sainsburys,argos,wincantons... there is alot of stuff im guarding and im told it can be quite risky sometimes when people wanna rob the place just do it with no planning and get fucked everytime but then what can i say they ae bristolians...................................

my puberty started before you even had a hole in you are ass boyo so kiss my fat hairy arse you hair dryer riding homo wank stain spunk bubble tosser twat fucjking twat peice of poo arse licking homo kno fanny flange minge sniffing twat fucking twat fucking.................... only joking :wink:

lets get this one straight english dont really get associated with sheep as the welsh and the scottish ok th odd freaky english eats roast lamb which s vile but come on the welsh shag them and the scottish eats there stomachs i know that has no significance but hey i wouldnt be me if things made sense. by the way the english like to stay healthy and strong and will fight for all the other countrys because we just are thehardest why do you think a country the size of america need us BECAUSE WE ARE DA FUCKING DADDYS. the scottish will eat anything because they are poor and smell funny and wear womens skirts and cant talk properley, and this is a bit weird cause my dad is irish but fuck it the irish are pussys they cant fight at all they always use bombs, have you ever noyiced the irish talk english when thay are drunk

pmsl pete you never fail to make laugh at least once a day

i got til friday the 13th december 2058

definetley nicked fucking load of rubbish