barkwindjammer

What would Churchill say ?

No.

Way-hey its tit-monday tomorrow !

You dont to have to drain fuel, turn the petcock to on, as the fuel is vacuum fed to the carb it wont run out, you will have a small amount from the pipe but thats all,

Thats bloody awesome eh, bet their arses were makin maltesers the night before that display !

I perchanced upon a loose translation of what the delectable Joanna Lumley gave as the Ghurka battle cry, Ayulgoec-quiy ! it translates into Queens English as H-U-W-A-K-K ! see short information film below; I think if Joanna Lumley was prime minister that would be absolutely fabulous, What do you think ? answers on a postcard please to Mick Robertson MAGPIE, London tv Teddington lock Middlesex

Learn a couple of foreign phrases-Khazak for example !, that really pisses em off no end, they just 'can it' cos they think you wont understand anyway, and keep a very big 'I very nice to meet you type of grin on' simples ! later the irate driver will get worms !

Well done, and welcome aboard !

so thats what a jawa looks like !, thats a very nice lookin bike young yin !, you'd better be quick tho', and very good luck

well done OG, you ultraprawnoor, that'll be worth a mint now !

Roger was a well popular guy on the CB, he wouldnt ever reply to me though ? 10-4

My green Divvy not got a name yet but 'she ' has a theme tune, cant remember the song title, its by velvet underground and has the line "shiney, shiney, shiney boots of leather, whiplash girl-child in the dark" ! mebbe I'll call 'her' Shiney ?

anyone know if there is a forum for honda/vfr bikers ?

Lol (in the style of Syd James)

Brilliant Al, the fast-one got a pair for £40, thats a tenner cheaper than my local bike shop was asking, and I'll bet its the same stands, I love my computermabob, simples !

"Whats all this shouting" ?

Anyone know where I can buy a set of stands at a much cheapness cost ?

Ah come on now !

psst, the nicotine patch angel ?, CUT, frame it, shoot.

Is Colt Seevers one of your celeb pals, if so I'd like to meet him. I'm sure some of our other readers would like to also ?

an thats jist the young folks ! aye.

">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"> as Archie MacPherson (football pundit and horse wisperer) would say, , "woaf"

I've got it by jove ! you've blown an eardrum ?

Baking soda (sodium bi-carbonate) has an affinity (strong absorbtion) for water-hence the 'ill-advised' use to remove rain from visors, in theory "mmmmmm-- well" yep sooks like your new girlfriend, get it in your eyes though an you wont know nothing about it-or anything else of a visual nature for that matter-ever again !, car windscreens yes-in small amounts i.e. not 'Dollops', or whatever the term used was ? Dont be a 'cabron' !

Where did you get the schematic from ?