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I am first time this. And want to say hi. I am from Russia and hope this site will be helpfull me. I have Drag Star XVS 1100. My foto on the bikes - http://picasaweb.google.com/118043168959082166859

Hey peeps, just wanted to show off... Future Mrs Foamy now has all her bike gear and has taken a liking to my old XJ, which means i am no longer riding through this world alone, will be going on our first couples holiday to Bournemouth on the bike on the June bank holiday, any know of any good biking roads to check out on the way? or places i can park on the seafront? Dont think the XJ will be going any time soon, too many good memories... Damn biker chicks are hot...

Funniest thing i've seen in a LONG time

Kate Middleton is an anagram of Naked tit model

an american mate of mine has just sent me this keepsake photo of all the american presidents, not very pc but who cares made me smile.

read the first review you come to http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK/b3ta-21

He needs more power

Kev's fave picture is the babe in latex on the beach found her name Bianca Beauchamp keep you amused for a few nights whilst the wife is at Bingo!

So short story, I was in a local village and they had a set of temp traffic lights set up which meant that there was quite a queue of cars waiting to move on, I love filtering to be honest, and so I wandered down the outside of these cars to get to the front, just my luck but someone was coming the other way and I dived into a gap between a car and a huge lorry, little did I know that the road dipped away to my left and was really steep suffice to say that when I tried to put my left foot down to balance the bike there was no road under my foot! the bike just tipped over like a felled tree with me going with it and then to add insult to injury my left foot got trapped by …

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Ok, so its 8am on a Saturday morning, and im up and about. Why? i hear you ask, seeing as its a Saturday morning and you deserve a lie in Goff dahling, cos you worked so hard this week. Well my fellow bikers, its because of the prick who lives 4 doors down on my street. He has a VERY OLD silver Peugeot car and the exhaust is fucked. So as you can imagine its very loud. Not only that but he also has an EVEN OLDER Fiesta type car thats just as fucked and just as loud. This prick insists on revving the balls of both cars EVERY FUCKIN MORNING and driving like a madman down the cul-de-sac in front of my house to turn round! I wouldn't mind but this arseho…

When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someones door and run away before they answered. Nowadays, its known as "Parcelforce" ----------------------------- Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending. ----------------------------- You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station - it was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film. I tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming. ----------------------------- I got chased by a mugger the other day trying to steal my wallet Half way through the terrifying ordeal I…

well folks, we've had the mankini and other beach wear assault our eyes. well time it took a turn for the better and ladies and gentlemen i give you The Micro Bikini http://cdn.thedishh.com/media/Default/2015/8bacc3474bca14da2f50845674912ac2.600x.jpg http://cdn.thedishh.com/media/Default/_Profiles/198010ad/f492c05/beachtrend2.jpg?v=635638628360000000

This sounds about right From what I've read lately

Spent last sat/sun night in a rest area between Amiens and Rouen, got up sun morning brewed me self a cup of tea and this appeared

A 7 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?' "Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops. WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, & ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old & asked with a stern voi…

MEGA PISSED OFF Well what a night, me and the wife sat on the sofa watching you been framed, bag of Doritos in hand and a glass of whiskey, Nikkita my daughter in bed soundo in the room above. Next minute a all mighty bang comes from the wall by the tv. A chap has tried to swing his cage around in the road, lost control n crashed through my fence stopping inches from my living room wall, and right where my shed was going to be built tomorrow. He is only a provisional license holder with no L plates etc therefore no insurance. I had to chase him up the road (me on foot him in the car) stopped him and had a few words but managed to keep calm with no love bumps ex…

Deer Santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer frend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read & write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I've been a good girl all year, and the only thing I want is peace & joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my Mommy & Daddy to …

Well guys and Gals, When Mallory1 posted his thread titled "not dead yet" (or similar) he raised a good question which was "whats the purpose for blue belly button fluff?" So this got me thinking?? what are the other life's big questions and could we answer them? Seeing that we are bikers and men of men (or the ladies) and as Al Murry the pub land lord rightly proved after 2-3 pints we are able to tap into the 90% dormant brain cells and can answer pretty much any thing. SO............. My question/s are: Can you boil an Egg in a kettle? And why do boogies look like crap but taste OK?