grizzlydan Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 A 7 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?' "Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops. WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, & ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old & asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?". "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PenguinUK Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 A 7 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?' "Ok' the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops. WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, & ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old & asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?". "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops." Thats Great! I've Already Told 2 People! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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