mozzy

i no it sounds silly alex just go and buy a pack of 3 and shag a couple of tarts and see how you feel then it maybe that you cant stop thinking about your ex and want her back or you may think i quite like this single life and go that direction you just need to test yourself

life can be shite sometimes alex i know lol. when i left carron i was a bit annoyed i know its different cause i left her and had someone else to do... but you still think when you are wih the new bird my ex" would have never done it like that" or "this one is to posesive" but just look on the bright side i did now i am stil a prick but i have a nice attractive girl on my arm ok she is not rich she cant cook or iron but there other bonuses ......

my mums boyfriend is braking a px disc brake model if you need any bits

best one is telling the turk in the kebab house his food was shit . the fucking midget jumped the counter and tried to fight but when he done it all the piss heads in his shop stated nicking his pizza slices he was going bannas. not really april fools but funny none the less

i know i dont really ware a nice uniform just shirt tie trousers security jumper and dr martens lol and a navy blue jackety with gay reflective arm bands ... not my choice but then i would dress as a chicken for what i am earning at the moment

my brother in law just sold a rs turbo series 2 for £700 very cheap and only about 160brake but rather quick for the power to weighjt ratio now he has bought a clapped out escort 1.4i 1996 model for £240 he said what a bargain and obviously me i love to put a downer on people saidd whats wrong with it lol turns out the synchro mesh in the box is shagged the clutch is fucked need new water pump and head gasket has gone he says jinxed him i just said he is a prick cause i am nice like that

your ass

push bikes yeah right that saddle hurts your ass after a while i was walking like i shit myself i got a £80 banger of a fiesta which is in seriously bad condition but the nethertheless its taxed mot,ed and costs next to nothing to insure oh and i dont think it has a head gasket i think its just head to block but who cares it starts and drives... the stereo system io have in it is amazing though the bass is that deep th passanger wing mirror vibrated off the other day through a combination of jvc head deck vibe 900 watt sub in crackle box and 1500 watt mosfet amp and infinity components sounds bloody amazing and it turns heads then when they see the car they piss their selves lol

most definetley lol

my its kebab and chicken burgers for me when im in work with the healthy appetite of parking in the center on a friday and saturday night watching all the twats beating eachother up coppers chasing cars and the absolutley stunning big titted tarts telling me they like a man in uniform lol but they are all prick teasers

ok so my clapped out astra diesel decided to go bang on me right at a time i am paying for my holiday so i am a bit skint lol so my latest form of transportation is a chrome in colour saracen mountain bike its not right i am twenty years old and i should not be pedaling i should be cruising about in the xr3i cabriolet i am saving for maybe i should by a old moped to run about on lol

i had to pay £6bastard 40 for some cream for my rash the other day (form of dermetitus in my hand) i nearly swore at the women in the chemist then when i seen how small the tube was i seen red but then i thought cant complain some bastard has tro pay for the scoungers who unneedingly claim benefits and get free medical care..........BASTARDS

pc now repaired so back up and running but soz pete stil no bike i am cruising in a clapped out astra 1994 1700 dieselwhich leaks two gallons of oil a week. and soz again pete i am getting a escort xr3i cabriolet in the next few weeks i just could not resist they just look so good with the rs turbo body kit and funny thing is it is £300 cheaper to insure than the astra hopefully my old dear will not come here and try embarrasing me again

come to bristol bloody speed cameras are popping up all over the place there r 3 new ones in the last week no warnings or nothing bastards its lucky i dont speed anymore so i am ok lol.

it is a pile pf shit

I HAD LOADS OF OFF ROADERS INCLUDING A 76 XL 250 A HONDA CITY EXPRESS SCOOTER STRIPPED DOWN TO A BARE FRAME WITH JUST THE ESSENTIAL PARTS TO MAKE IT USEABLE AND THE SEAT WAS HELD ON WITH A WAIST BELT, KE100 TS125,RM 500 WHICH WASA LETHALY QUICK.AND MY FIRST ROAD LEGAL BIKE WAS A HONDA GAY CG125 THEN NUMEROUS DT125R,S AND NOW I GOT A RUSTY OLD RENAULT 19 1.9 GTD DIESEL WHICH HAS A STARTER MOTOR THAT DOES NOT WORK SO I HAVE TO PARK IT ON A HILL EVERYTIME I USE IT, AND IF YOU THINK I AM LYING ASK MY MOTHER SHE FINDS IT HIGHLY AMUSING

GOOD PICTURE

i bet she takes it up the arse......

no mum the bike is called insatiable its the rider who is called the bitch oh and when you come in here log me out and use your own bloody user name people might start to think i have split personalitys if any one wants my mother she is free to a good home....fuck the good home she is just free

thats why people do illegal copies. (for our pleasure) some acquantices of mine do very good copies and at 3 quid each it s steal even films that are still in the cinema

mozzy mummys gonna give you a beating later. i suggest you as the saying goes,GET ON YOUR BIKE.COS IM GONNA CATCH YOU UP ON MY VESPA. do any of you give your bikes a name, mines called INSATIABLE BITCH..?

bugger off she has got lovely nipples.

ok so my old dear comes and gets me in trouble with lc so all go andf take the piss out of her scooter forum. her name is either just sharron or sharron solle on there i cant remember Search http://www.myscoot.myby.co.uk/ nothing to abusive though

lol any messages left that dont seem like me just ignore as my mother has suddenly found a sense of humor and finds it amusing to come here use my name and then go shop lifting over asda on a vespa

oh yeah and lc you homo dont use threats you know you cant follow up. only joking