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Well im a lazy cow and can't be bothered to read all the threads to find out whats been going on.......So what have you been up to while ive been offline??? Any good gossip? and what i want to know is when i finally find a guy, why do all the sexy guys become avalible.

Mr. Cadbury Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree w…

what's yours then? mine is as follows.........petrol station on the rd400, jump on bike, ready to start it..... and what's happened? kickstart up me trouser leg(bootcut jeans)! an i topple over felt like a right tit i did still dont know how the hell it happened. one of those stupid off days i guess

Make sure you wait a few secs... Creepy

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Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you ? Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car or Bike Step 2. Drive or RIDE VERY FAST! Step 3. Watch people freak out. Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

I heard a rumor today that Mr Rossi was going to race in F1 for Ferrai, a friend of mine saw it in the paper or something, so is it true then?

Looks like Norick Abe might now be coming to terms with racing Diesels ...... I love the pictures to be had @ this corner! Unfortunately, Haga didn't fair so well with a nagging front-end chatter problem

gonna go with some pirelli dragon evo's for my exup...only £129 from my local dealer quality deal i think

Having your Common Sense Hat on, would be a good idea Monday Morning Test

when i got my bike after doing some minor repairs like new clutch cable and speedo cable. after a thourough clean inside and out (even went the full way and cleaned the carb!!!) i rode it and discovered some flat spots on the uptake, so i had it whisked off to the tuneing shop after many attempts to fix it. one week later it arrives back, new jets and a service as well as a few other jobs to clear up. i get on it starts first time and vrrrrrmmmmmmm off like a rocket most fun yet. obviously extra catuion must b taken for riding but if you want more fun it is recommended.

pc now repaired so back up and running but soz pete stil no bike i am cruising in a clapped out astra 1994 1700 dieselwhich leaks two gallons of oil a week. and soz again pete i am getting a escort xr3i cabriolet in the next few weeks i just could not resist they just look so good with the rs turbo body kit and funny thing is it is £300 cheaper to insure than the astra hopefully my old dear will not come here and try embarrasing me again

ok so my clapped out astra diesel decided to go bang on me right at a time i am paying for my holiday so i am a bit skint lol so my latest form of transportation is a chrome in colour saracen mountain bike its not right i am twenty years old and i should not be pedaling i should be cruising about in the xr3i cabriolet i am saving for maybe i should by a old moped to run about on lol

Well happy birthday matey!

Please can somebody help me out? I am currently doing up a RD 350 LC i done all the hard parts, i.e. RGV front and rear end plus much more but i am stuck trying to find a two tone seat cover, i know they are available but i havn't got a clue where from. I am looking for green and black. If any body could help me i would be very greatfull.

i`ve just bought an FZR 1000 Genesis.It won`t rev past 7000 rpm.I`ve changed the coils,plugs,leads and fuel pump so far......any idea`s please?

Just wanted to say hello, i have just joined your forum i passed my das test in november last year i had a vfr 400 which i've just sold i now have an R6 on a w reg and it's the best bike ever.

Hi, l have just taken my R1 for it's first MOT, it has a micron high level on it which isn't road legal however it is all stamped to keep the dim gits happy, not being sure how l stood with it on for the MOT l asked my dealer if it would pass. To my utter suprise it is now down to the tester to deam if it is too loud or not, and not if it has the correct stamps. Guess what, you can thank harley dickheadson for this little ray of sunshine because they refuse to put euro stamping on any exhaust and choose to write Harley Davidson instead, and being Harley they can do what the hell they like. However, you will still get pulled and be given the chance to share a shower with t…