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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,…

after alot of consideration of some of the prices people have quoted for their resprays i have decided to get mine done. i live in the south west, bristol. does anybody know anyplace i could go to get a top dollar paint job done to my r6? much appreciated david just incase ur wondering im thinking black with white, but dont quite know where to put the white yet, maybe around headlights and seat cowel? and posibly red? yes, i am a fan of Haga! lol

My trusty old fitness first rucksack (must be 3 years old, so not bad for a freebie) failed me this morning and the one strap is completely buggered. It hasnt been bad in all fairness, keeps stuff dry too which has been important. So I need a new method of carrying important* stuff into the office on my daily commute. So do I buy another rucksack, but this time a 'proper' bike rucksack? Or Do I try and get something fixed to the bike, the problem might be that its an XT125R and I dont know what I can fit to the bike. Will a tank bag fit it as its a plastic tank isnt it? Or do I go for one of these universal top boxes for the back? All help appreciated from you expe…

hi if possible can sum one tell me how much oil i need in my 1990 xj600 pre diversion as i think i put to much in and ween all oil moves to bottom of the gear box i have one hell of a job getting the bike to start thanks for your time danny

Hi, just gonna sit my test in a few weeks and was hopeing for some advice for the big day!!?? Also would like some advice on what my first big bike should be?? Am 6'3 and think i a tourer style bike would be better cause i tend to get a sore back on smaller low down style race bikes. All advice would be welcome. Kev.

not running on tick over but will run

hi, ive been modin my fz6 now and fort it was time to get an alarm i fount a nice falcon 1 for a reasonable price. ive fitted the alarm which is workin but when i connected it to the starter relay cable wit works but the imobliser wont allow it to start any advice wud much appreicated thanx

I am new here and was just wondering if a sixteen year old can pass a CBT test but wait until he is seventeen and then purchase a 125cc bike without having to retake the CBT test again? Also, after passing the CBT test, is a full license presented or an updated provisional license? Kirk47

Hi there, I am trying to find a suitable aftermarket can for my FZ1. I've never had one before and apart from the choice out there I've come across an obstacle that even some of the dealers can't advise me on. The standard exhaust and can as you will know is also a cat. convertor and has a lambda sensor attached to it. My dealer has advised that the sensor should be retained, even with an aftermarket can. Here lies the problem. I am looking for a small carbon or stainless can together with a connecting tail pipe. Can anyone please give me advice re. the lambda sensor and suggest which makes of can might come complete with a fitment suitable to attach it to? Thanks, K…

my god do bike shops see me cummin and rip me of for fun as most of u know i have been doin up a dt and needed a volt regulater so i rang round a few places and it was 40 ponud at V and Js in mudford and 28 in bransons so i tock my self down to bransons and ordered it i was proud as punch that i was doin all this on my own lol (i know sad ) so the bit came to day and they rang me it has been allmost a week the girl on the phone said there is an exter 3o something pound to pay i payed 36 on the day i ordered it i said no as i had payed the price on the day and she said that when it was ordered it was more and i now had to pay the exter !!!!!! any way i said no they tol…

HI EVERYONE I RECENTLY ACQUIRED AN FZR600 GENESIS. V5 REGISTRATION DOCUMENT SAYS ITS A 1994 BUT CHECKS USING FRAME NUMBER (BEGINS 3HE) SAY 1992. BOTH HEADLIGHT BULBS NOW NEED REPLACED BUT I'M HAVING A NIGHTMARE SOURCING ANY. EVERYONE I'VE TRIED SO FAR (INCLUDING MAIN AGENT DEALERS) SAY I SHOULD BE USING H4 BULBS BUT THESE ARE TOO BIG - BOTH DIAMETER OF FLANGE AND LENSE ITSELF. ELECTRICAL TERMINALS ON REAR (THERE'S 3 OF THEM) ARE ALSO TOO WIDE ON H4 BULB WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN HELP A BIKER IN NEED BEFORE I GO MAD???????? THANKS VIC

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Hi, I've found a brand new Yamaha TZR 50, the cheapest insurance was off a motorbike comparison website. I was quoted £350 third party fire and theft and I wondered if anyone knew where I could get it any cheaper? Any help would be appreciated.

Hi there, I am thinking about fitting a pair of new cans for my fazer 600 S2, year 07. I was just wondering if anyone as already fitted some and if so where did they purchase them from. I have checked out a few web sites but not had much luck so far. I would appreciate any help. Cheers phil.

I'm after some advice in process of buying 2000 r6 milage is 33000 but has got very good history too it. Any feed back would be great as this is my first bike.

anyone with 250?

First I would like to say hello to all, I have read a few posts and this seems like a great community. Finally I am getting another bike after nearly 10 yrs without. Somehow I went from my last bike CBR6 to a ford galaxy (not sure what happend there). Anyways, I am looking at ideally the xv1100 for many reasons BUT .. the wife is keeping the budget down on this so Im not sure that is possible unless I get lucky. So I think my options are xv750 or even xv535 (I know I know it's popular with the lady bikers). I'm not too fussed about the 535 for now to get me back into biking, its smallish but Im only 5'9 anyway. Without any further babbling, any other options…

Hi guys, as im sure you all know i am new to this website and i would like you guys to share some of ur wisdom with me. Well my problem is that i have £2400 lying in my pocket and i would like to buy a Yamaha tzr 50 and not some shi%^ty rs50 or s.s.s.scooter I would like to ride to places in style like you guys and not like these ch^vs on peds I have found a place that sell new tzr 50's for 2000 which i think is very good, considering an rs50 new is £2600. I would by one today but my mom is giving me the talk about how somebody else should suffer the depreciation and not me, but the truth is i want a bike that somebody hasnt thrashed or scratched and i can only f…

Have just got fzs 600 when decelarating or reducing running speed there is a vibration through the whole bike . Should I be concerned?

Hey all, i was wondering if i would be able to install usd forks on my fz6 and if it was possible, would there be any downsides to doing it. Any advice or thoughts much appreciated.