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He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms, Then stuffed the Christmas turkey!

In essence.....no. you need to get a new registration, to keep an age related plate you need a dating cert from VJMC. I would badger the previous owner, he/she may have pictures of the bikewith the number plate on

Bloody Grottles!!! nah that's not Rodders

HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA........ Plonk. (laughing my head off)

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are fighting with their light sabers.......... Darth: "Luke, I know what your having for Christmas" Luke (screaming): " Noooo. Darth: "Luke, I do know what your having for Christmas" Luke: "no you don't" Darth: " Luke I do" Luke "how do you know"................ Darth: " I felt your presence"

we have quite a big "think bike!" campaign over summer with yellow signs all along the road, as well as these tv ads

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Aussie wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula...... F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."

His and Hers Diary, Page 1, Saturday. Hers: "He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong, he hadn't even kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think its another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later. I cuddled up to him and stroked his hair. He lay still. We eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms." His: "England lost, fucking gutted. Got a ride, though!!"

come on, spill the beans it may help others in a similar situation.

I hope you mean adverts, not crashes!!!

Thanks for the replies Folks, I'll start with the cheapest (merv's) and work my way up.

Just looking at anti-mist products for inside visors and they are damn expensive. Anyone have a cheaper solution (sic!) that I can use. I used to put neat washing up liquid in mine and polish up, but that doesn't work as well now for some reason. did a google search and a product called "Mr Min" was mentioned which is a silicon based furniture polish (not available in UK) so come on Yammy owners , spill the beans.........

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle, he said." You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's."

sounds like they are corroded on the block studs. put diesel down the tubes and leave for a few weeks. if that don't work you may have to scrap the barrels (ie hack it off) and get yourself a new set off ebay. (you can do that whilst you are waiting for the "penetration" to happen) I think that there is one on ebay now for breaking.

40 degrees: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees: Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees: Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt. 15 degrees: Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees: New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold. -10 degrees: People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. -20 degrees: Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees: Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky kegs. -297 degrees: Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees: Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup

you need to post a picture

you need a haynes manual (plenty on ebay) you just need to take the cam cover off (undoing the bolts in the right order or you will warp the cover) and release the tensioner but first compressing it and lock it using a 2/3mm screw. the blades will lift out (front and back) either side of the cam chain.

don't know about the levers but Pazzo means idiot in italian!!

Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-through" cash point machines in the UK, customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time. Male Procedure 1 Drive up to the cash machine. 2 Wind down your car window. 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5 Remove card and receipt 6 Drive off Female Procedure 1 Drive up to cash machine 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3 Re-start the stalled engine 4 wind down the window 5 Find handbag, remove all contents on the passenger seat to locate card 6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7 Attempt to insert card into machine 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car 9 Insert card 10 Re-insert card the right way up 11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12 Enter PIN 13 Press cancel and enter correct PIN 14 Enter amount of cash required 15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror 16 Retrieve cash and receipt 17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside 18 Place receipt in back of cheque book 19 Check eyelashes in mirror 20 Drive forwards 2 metres 21 Reverse back to cash machine 22 Retrieve card 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided 24 Restart stalled engine and pull off 25 Drive for 3 to 4 miles 26 Release hand brake

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maybe this might be the trouble. http://www.xs11.com/tips/repair/repair8.shtml have a look around the site as many issues are common to each model

Its automatic, but you need to check the blades on the chain as they wear.

why not try a newtronic system, they replace the pickup and the TCi box. just need to make sure you have a good 12volts. they have been taken over but I can't remember the new name.

bridgestone BT45's are the biz. I have 90/90 x 18 front and 100/90 x 18 rear on an xs400D.

I'd get it dynoed first as it may be making 33bhp already (i know the factory states 39hp) get your print out and you have the proof.