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  1. Hi Guys n Gals... As it says up there ^ ive got a fancy dress dilemma...80's theme..would you like to throw some good ideas in for me.. Me and a girl mate are gonna pitch up together so was thinking of something we could 'be' together (if u kno wot i mean)??... Cheers for any input folks.....
  2. www.r6parts.com what can I say...erm...great idea, a tad on the expensive side me thinks.. I always have a browse on ebay or get yourself a wander round a local breakers or insurance write off place on a saturday afternoon if your in no real rush for stuff
  3. Its a tad far for a Friday night outing mate They would have to have Valentino himself at the launch for me to do THAT trip Enjoy your evening...
  4. ooo...the Turner & Hooch film just came to mind...
  5. Stunner.....Both of these I need to express to my dog...
  6. Hiya...this whole things sucks. Anyway...what about the local paper?? nowt like kicking up a shitstorm through the local paper and they usually LOVE it, especially if it means exposing failings by the authorities ....obviously use it to your advantage as the totally frustrated innocent member of the public...
  7. My sentiments exactly!!...being a relatively new rider myself (only passed my test last August) im taking no chances either until the weather picks up...
  8. Total bummer! At least your not seriously hurt but GEEZ...that was a beaut of a bike n all...whats wrong with people???? bloody cage drivers.... More call for Bike Awareness Courses for these total morons!!!
  9. I thought it was funny...thought id share it with you (Apparently a genuine email) Dear Sir / Madam / Automated telephone answering service... Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Leith police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Leith by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or ouija board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (Ithink you call them youths) in West Cromwell Street which is just offCommercial Street in Leith. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in it's third weekand as I am unsure how the scoring sytem works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon. The remaining five walking abortions are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on speed. I fear that it's only amatter of time before they turn their limited attention to the bottle of calor gas that is lying on its side between the two bins. If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches. Unfortunately they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I've just finished decorating the kitchen. What I suggest is this - after replying to this e-mail with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around then drive up the street in a panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course serve no other purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like. I trust that when I take a clawhammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month headstart before coming to arrest me. I remain sir, your obedient servant????????? --- Mr ??????, I have read your e-mail and understand your frustration at the problems caused by youths playing in the area, and the problems you have encountered in trying to contact the police. As the Community Beat Officer for your street I would like to extend an offer of discussing the matter fully with you. Should you wish to discuss the matter, please provide contact details (address / telephone number) and when may be suitable. Regards PC ????????????????Community Beat Officer --- Dear PC ????? First of all I would like to thank you for the speedy response to myoriginal e-mail. 16 hours and 38 minutes must be a personal record forLeith police station and rest assured that I will forward these detailsto Norris McWhirter for inclusion in his next book. Secondly I was delighted to hear that our street has it's own Community Beat Officer. May I be the first to congratulate you on your covert skills. In the five or so years I have lived in West Cromwell Street, I have never seen you. Do you hide up a tree or have you gone deep undercover and infiltrated the gang itself? Are you the one with the acne and the moustache on his forehead or the one with a chin like a wash hand basin? It's surelyonly a matter of time before you are headhunted by MI5. Whilst I realise that there may be far more serious crimes taking place in Leith - such as smoking in a public place or being Muslim without due care and attention - is it too much to ask for a policeman to explain (usingwords of no more than two syllables at a time) to these ***** that they might want to play their strange football game elsewhere? The pitch behind the Citadel or the one at DKs are both within spitting distance as is the bottom of the Albert Dock. Should you wish to discuss these matters further you should feel free to contact me on ??? ????. If after 25 minutes I have still failed to answer, I'll buy you a large one in the Compass Bar. Regards??????? P.S If you think that this is sarcasm, think yourself lucky that you don't work for the cleansing department.
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    Hey everyone!

    Technically Alsager IS still classed as Stoke on Trent is it not?? there's no getting away from us that easy... There are plenty of meets to be honest in and around Stoke / Congleton...sometimes they are even in 'The Sentinel' and as far as "looking a tool" ...everyone has to start somewhere mate...dunna worry thee sen! K2...thats where I puchased my lovely ride from...
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    Hey everyone!

    Owrate ducks...im from sunny Stoke too..welcome and good luck with the bike / CBT.
  12. Just picked up the April 09 issue of Superbike Magazine and oh my word...page 36 shows a horrific leg injury pic for some poor bloke who had a run in with a car who "didnt see him"... There's a section called "Through the Grinder" - readers injuries, they even send you a back protector if they print your pic / story...OUCH! I just hope I never see / endure anything like that.....stay safe everyone
  13. hooray for Alexanda...compare the meerkat.com oh and back to the topic...erm yeah Carole Nash were the best for me n mine....
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    Hello all

    Hi Delboy Sounds interesting, like to know how you get on... Best of British n all that
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    moderators

    erm..I did think the same thing..after all this IS a "Yamaha Owners Club" is it not? Sorry am I being "Elitist"
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    Disturbing

    Surely there's some sort of 'Neglect' Case there?? the parents could not have been doing their job right?? but hey ho, wot the f**k would I know
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    Disturbing

    Social deprativity of the highest scale... Sickening...more kids breeding kids... In an interview a journalist asked the boy "how will you cope financially?" the boy replied "whats financially??" What hope have we got as a nation?
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    Tyres

    Think im gonna stick to the Pilot Sport on the back for this time as the front is still ok, keep em the same n all that. £95 fitted..and the guy is mobile...comes to my house n everyfink...does that sound ok folks? The Bridges' were £100 fitted (016's...) so not much at all in it... He also suggested Dunlops D208's..ive not had any experience with Dunlops, but dont seem to favour that idea... anyone else use those?
  19. Hey Hey...I coudnt wait jump on the back of my dads bike lol...
  20. Boys Boys Boys....leave off... Howdy from the Midlands!!! Well Stoke to be exact but who's bragging about that?? lol We have a mixture of both norf and saaf ere... "Worzels"...haha funny
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