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...................not sure it is true though! LINKY

aww bless, such a nice thought....

if you are not sure what bike you want, buy a container full of bikes www.usedjapanesebikes.com

And I only read the headline! LINKY

Once apon a time, the prince met a princess, she said " will you mary me" and he said " NO" And for everafter" He rode motorbikes, went fishing, shooting, got pissed with the lads,dated loads of young gorgeous girls, farted, left the toilet seat down,Had a huge bank account, and lived happily ever after...............

Me and my pal pull up on a car park in Hose north Yorkshire and across the road a blue thundercat catches my eye. The cafe we go in has a customer sat with his back to the door wearing a yam t shirt. Not rocket science to work out which is his bike. Anyway after a brief chat we go our separate ways. So I would just like to say "nice to meet you" but I can't remember your name sorry. [emoji4]

Why is a Pork pie like a Grannies Fanny.........? Because you have to bit the crust, suck out the jelly before you get to see the meat! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know that you have a high sperm count? Cause your missus has to chew before she swallows.

Auld een , is this your old steed,, http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motobecane-Mobylette-50cc-Retro-Moped-1974-100-Original-Runs-great-with-V5-/160932066642?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item25784c7552

Well that dangerous little f*cker Marquez got his cum-upings , He played the dirty again after last weeks [ Philip Island] and got floored, that"l teach him to f*ck with the BEST , ,, 3 POINTS on Rossi"s licence & stat from back of grid at Valencia,

Just a few wierd and random from the e-petition website. http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/32227 http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/36301 http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/41531 http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/33689 http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/36152 http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/38129

My bike is like . . . my wife as long as I show her some attention and give her what she needs. I can ride her all I want.

I think I've found my new GP Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good s…

Would people please pop onto my youtube channel and check out my trips on the ybr so far i have the 2 videos but will be making a lot more subscribe if you want to keep up. all feedback is needed and taken in aswell youtube is easier to get me on but i will see all feedback in the end. Thanks. Links This is the first video its not great but its a ride. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzMHLlcNcxs&feature=c4-overview&list=UUV32a9J4Pr_l1P5wTFJONzw Created with some sound makes it slightly better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm8Ry1R9hLQ&feature=c4-overview&list=UUV32a9J4Pr_l1P5wTFJONzw

Why did the thread get locked? Wtf is going on? So it's ok to have jokes about wogs and pakis, lol, but it's not allowed if a group of white redneck racist separatists are the target of the joke? FFS, I've heard it all now. Next you'll be telling me that the Imperial Klans of America and their mates in Combat 18/Blood & Honour are really nothing more than neighbours who get together to share a bottle of Pimms. This is the Random Sub-Forum, which as far as I can tell is meant for anything that doesn't fit into the other Sub-Forums. So as far as I'm concerned, if you lock the thread and refuse to let us have our say, then you obviously have something to hide…

Hey guys and gals, My wife is running the race for life this coming Sunday and i was wondering if any of you wouldn't mind helping her raise her target of just £100? As like many people she has lost some very close people in her familey to cancer and in the 10 years that we have been together she has lost 5 of her nearest and dearest two within 3 months of each other and also her older sster who past away at the age of just 30. She has only set a target of £100 as she knows that time are tough and if people can only afford 50p then thats still better than slapping a sloppy poo. Here is her just giving page and i will post pictures of her doing the event a…

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NEW-BOXED-NOS-GENUINE-YAMAHA-XS400-XS-400-XS-360-TACHO-1L9-83540-01-/250966082337?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item3a6ebe8321

http://www.youtube.com/embed/fUxI4NAE3HU

Well had a trip down south, with member Black tiger,[sye] he bought a Can-am quad, 800cc, from Bury St Edmunds, then trip up to York, and picked up me ZL900 Iliminator, [1985] as i wanted another 4stroke, as i sold my ZRX1200. Hers some pics, Sye tying the load,

Lots ,,, cases/ engine,,, http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=251387560748&clk_rvr_id=553997093176

Ngongo Mwambi has to walk 5 miles every day for fresh water and 7 miles for food ............................. This is because the daft twat torched Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and the bus...now he has to walk to Croydon for breakfast !