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1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortabl​e to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then neither does milk.

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One day the “man of the house” came down for breakfast before going to work and found his wife in tears. “What on earth is the matter with you?” he said. “It's alright for you” she said, but you don't have to look after the twins ( 2 boys aged 10 called Jimmy and Johney). “I'm so embarassed when I take them out, they are always fighting and their language is terrible. They are always effing and blinding it and even more stronger swear words. I just can't cope any more...... I NEED YOUR HELP!” “Right said hubby, when you get them up for breakfast, as soon as the first one swears. Hit him, and I mean hit him. Just grab hold of the first thing that comes to hand and h…

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One day,an english man a scotsman and a paki wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the english man and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The english man answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the scotsman and decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the scotsman had just seen the movie and answered, "About 1,500." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then …

what do midgets and dwarfs have in common ??? ...............VERY LITTLE

the other day i mentioned to my chinese girlfriend that her lady bits were looking rather large, she started screaming " you bad man you always CLITTYSIZING"

"The HMRC decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the regional office. The HMRC auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the HMRC finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand pounds that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and…

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Dear Santa,How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones Dear Timmy,Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus …

mr cadbury met mrs rountree on a double decker, it was after eight when they got off at quality street, he asked her name, polo im the one with the hole she said with a wisper, im marathon the one with the nuts he replied, he touched her cream eggs and slipped his hand into her snickers, he fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs, it was a fab moment as she screamed in turkish delight and he shot his chewy centre, but three days later his shurburt dib dab started to itch, turns out mrs rowntree had been with berty basset and he's got feckin allsorts!

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