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Hi everyone Would just like to share a link to the wings of freedom charity website, it's well worth a look and I know the chairman and some of the committee personally, basically it's a bird of prey Centre/hospital based just outside my hometown of Hungerford, they take the birds round to care homes, and schools so that disabled children can interact with the birds, www.wings-of-freedom.organization.uk

It happens to all of us ... So, I was riding into work this morning, and this dick in a truck pulls out in front of me ....

i was in de shed looking ah my yamaha 90 its very old an the igntion coil was taken off an now i dont no what wires go where there is only four wires leading to it an two are four a switch ?? any help thanks ....

There's no excuse for Suzuki ownership! 8)

With age comes experience. With experience comes knowledge so to all you youngsters out there without this essential piece of information, read and learn what a woman says and what she actually means - i reckon this should be on the boys school curriculum from the age of 11 FINE:- This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never, ever use 'FINE' to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of these arguments! FIVE MINUTES:- This means at least half an hour and theres nothing you can do to hurry it up so dont even try. NOTHING:- This means 'Something', and you should be on your …

This wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says, ”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?” “Yes,” she answers, seductively. “Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.” ----------------------------------------------------------- A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach . He had no arms and no legs Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man …

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK'- She is a 'BREASTED INDIVIDUAL.' 2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER'- She is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.' 3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND'- She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.' 7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY'- She gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.' 8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.' 9. She does…

WOMEN’S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later (see HERE ) We need to talk = I need to complain Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to do that I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic and turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I want s…

An Islamic group said to have links to an extremist movement is planning to march through the Wiltshire town of Wootton Bassett. OVER MY DEAD BODY

Words for 2008 * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. * SALMON DAY.. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or dr…

Rant I'm afraid, the good news is that I haven't had to fight in any wars (probably the first generation ever that hasn't) but I notice an increasing amount of general aggrevation and hassle at work, my missus is an NHS staff nurse even though part time she is more exhausted than me (I'm full time) due to staff cuts, savings and poor management we've had the same kind of stuff but nothing like as bad yet, everybody is irritable and overloaded, customers won't take no for an answer and quickly turn to complaining/ threatening - (yes it works folks) if they can't get what they want rant rant rant, grrrrrrrr ah that's better have a nice …

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a flugin o' cider, 15 cans of Barlscerg tha mainder of a bot Prozic and Valum an sum'in marked LS...D i fink it was, 4 of my missis HRT pills scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets. Yu haf no idr how f.....uc....kin guod I feel rite now

After 48 years of hard graft, I've decided to chuck it in and finish at 64. Not quite sure how we're going to manage without income the next 12 months, but something'll turn up I'm sure. Started in 68, at the old iron and steel works at Stanton Ironworks, massive site, around 10,000 worked there at the time, wonderful memories of that place, proper old characters, many of whom saw action 39-45. A few jobs in between, some great fun, some bloody awful. Gonna need to fill my time in the new year

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your cuppa across the room, splattering it against that freshly-stained heirloom piece you were drying. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned guitar callouses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Yeouw....' ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age, or for perforating something behind and beyond the original intended target object.…

The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo ® Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle Computersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slal…

Bus driver's, taxi driver's, and Asians are the worst driver's. They honestly are, every time I see someone acting like a retard on the road it is always one of the above mentioned. When I did my CBT my instructor told me that only 3 in 10 Asian's have a proper licence because they get them from Pakistan or wherever it is they come from, and we can imagine how inept, corrupt, and backward they are in conducting their tests. Before all the PC brigade start, this post is not racist, it is FACT from my experiences and observations in my home city of Bradford. Who are the worst road users in your towns?

Well a little non motorbike related topic (but i did use the bike to get to the location) Last Sunday i traveled down to Taunton in Somerset to Grade for my next belt in Karate which now makes me a 4 kyu purple belt in godu / shotocan Karate. My next belts will be Brown, then next will be black where i will start learning all over again. Bit of a painful one this time as on the ride down i managed to burn a hole in my combat trousers and grow a blister on the back of me Knee which soon popped when i was kicked in the back of the leg. Still was a cracking day out and managed to shave a few more mm off the bottom of my foot pegs which was both fun and shit scary…

Maybe i am a bit too old,But come on how stupid is this!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30750361 Anyone on here that thinks this is cool or would consider having it done? Yuk http://news.bme.com/tag/eyeball-tattooing/

hi i have a 2002 wr 426 with water in oil, does anyone know of a common fault like water pump seals etc, dont think its as major as head gasket because bike still runs good doesn't smoke and cooling system not pressurising, any ideas? cheers

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the…