Yamabyss

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So I'm off to see my Mum down in Portsmouth, about 150 odd miles so takes me about 2+ hours to get there from home, I leave the house and not more than 1/2 a mile from home this bloody woman who is following her friend home from dropping off the kids at school apparently and does not want to loose her turns right across in front of me, big black line from the rear wheel down the road and I'm jammed inside the front wheel arch, this while she explains the story of how we arrived at this moment. I am still trying to hold the bike upright while she goes on about this, if you didn't laugh you would not credit it..! NO "sorry mate my fault" just an explanation of how I have ma…

well coming round a bend of the slip road of the motorway rear suspension blew its guts out so i struggled in to the garage only to get another shock £787.24 for a new shock plus vat a total of £952. plus 2 hours labour + vat again after picking my self up and telling them no way we agreed on getting a hagon for £370 fitted all in well apart from vat. the only good thing was they offered me a courtesy bike great or so i thought..WHAT you want me to leave £800 deposit you have just taken £300 up front to order the shock. bollox to that taxi home another £12. so they can forget me buying my next bike from them.looks like i will be getting another yam

Hello all, this is my first post, hope it gives you all a lol, well lets start by telling you all I've just bought my first fazer 600 (2002) & I'm well impressed, (used to ride an R1 & a zx9r), too bloody old now. All I wanted to know was what colour it was & where to get it from, after what seemed like two millenium on the computer I found out that the colours Yamaha paint there bikes is the most closely guarded secret in Japan & just in case an employee happens to defect to the West they have ceased production of all touch-up & spray paints as a matter of National Security, I was lucky, there was a government leak & I discovered at great cost t…

Any ideas of who built this bike, its signed by "paint works" on the tank the kit has a Don Vesco tag. Looking for value etc. The bike runs good and is FAST. It has lots of DG parts.

Hi guys, Just wondering what your parents think about you riding motorcycles? I know my parents would disagree, but I don't live with them now so that's why I'm sneaking off to get my M/C License and a bike! I'm originally from Newcastle and that's where my parents live and I'm living in Manchester now! hehe....

what does your car say about you Acura NSX- I am impotent. Alfa Romeo - I’m looking for Beta Juliet. Aston Martin DB7 - I have sweaty feet, but still women like to suck my toes, I wonder why? Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires. Audi TT - I love golf, but I love my car (with no space) more. Audi A4 - Airhead who wants to be a banker, but is already a merchant . . . Audi A6 - I like/have to shave my hairy * * * *. BMW 3 series - I’m a successful sole trader & I can’t drive. BMW 5 series - I have a successful limited company & I can’t drive. BMW 7 series - I get other people to do my work, I’m far too important, but I still can’t drive. BMW Z3 - I…

thought I'd start putting the pikkies from the Classic TT on here. no doubt Tommy will do the same too ready for the off arriving at the camp met a couple of guys from Newcastle, this is Barry he asked me if i knew what the weather was tomorrow and I said yes Peel Castle chillin on the Glencrutchery road found Kev's trousers for sale in Douglarse Joey Dunlop and Tommy Murray's Museum near Fairy Bridge this moose was hanging around so took a pickie. wanted to know what the character was, she said Lindsey. so its Lindsey the moose, with a mte we arranged to meet there got grandstand tickets for the friday at the creg we …

Well i have been for some weeks now delivering stone to make roads on solar parks that are being constructed in our area, Solar Panels = Made in China solar panels = delivered by Hungarians , poles , etc etc, jobs being done by Spanish and german companies so spanish and german site agents foremen etc , manual staff are all eastern block or Spanish, just the odd brit digger driver/builder drafted in when a decent job is needed to be done talk about a missed opportunity to get the country going again

I posted this question earlier on another message board I visit. I received a number of replies but would like to see what our guys and girls think on here As some of you may know I while away my working life working as a Sergt/Cox'n on a Police Launch on the Clyde. It is a job I find very enjoyable with different levels of challenges each time I slip my moorings. I seldom come home fed up with the job, which I hear from a lot of my land based colleagues. Anyway I have been invited to attend an interview at the end of this month with the prospect of promotion, if successful. This would mean leaving the Marine Unit and being confined to mainly driving a desk. I don't s…

i have a blue bike which colour would go well white or black ? i curently have white wheels so i duno which colour >?

I wanted to comment on a thread that's locked-out, and couldn't. So, I'm starting a new thread to repond. I call the British "Friends and Allies", because whenever a Yank is in a skirmish, they know that they can trust a Brit to cover their back.

well i was up early this morning heading to rivington barn for a vintage motor cycle club meet and run,plenty of old nortons,triumphs bsa two vincents matchless and other old bikes but my day was made before i even got there,coming over the top of the moors touching 80 on some of the bends i heard this noise behind me the unmistakeable sound of a 2 stroke at the next bend it overtook me the scruffiest filthy thing i have seen for a long time on the straight i left it but every bend it would come screaming past wtf was that i thought.just past the next bend was tea van and he pulled in so did i curious to know what it was.it was a yamaha tzr250 not been into 2 strokes befo…

been trying to think of a name for my sr500.lol,has any one else got names for there bikes.

.......between a 'Vacuum Cleaner' and a 'Suzuki'??? The placement of the dirtbag. 8)

what's black and bushy and sits on a C*nt? Alistar Darling's eyebrows!!!

Right the wife is doing my head in! What do you guys call a proper "mans" biscuit? I would say it's gotta be a ginger nut, they are great dunked in your tea n dont break mid dunk, and they are nice n crunchy. But she thinks a hob nob is a man's biscuit.

hello iv bought a dtr wheel off ebay with a big chunky nobbley and me being a half whit assumed it was road legal got it today and i like it but it says "not for highway use" as i live 5mins from the woods which i happen to spend alot of time in whats the punishment if i get caught and they see its not for road use on the back tyre? cheers