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  1. Any ideas of who built this bike, its signed by "paint works" on the tank the kit has a Don Vesco tag. Looking for value etc. The bike runs good and is FAST. It has lots of DG parts.

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  2. Started by JohnR6,

    Hi guys, Just wondering what your parents think about you riding motorcycles? I know my parents would disagree, but I don't live with them now so that's why I'm sneaking off to get my M/C License and a bike! I'm originally from Newcastle and that's where my parents live and I'm living in Manchester now! hehe....

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  3. Started by mervin,

    what does your car say about you Acura NSX- I am impotent. Alfa Romeo - I’m looking for Beta Juliet. Aston Martin DB7 - I have sweaty feet, but still women like to suck my toes, I wonder why? Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires. Audi TT - I love golf, but I love my car (with no space) more. Audi A4 - Airhead who wants to be a banker, but is already a merchant . . . Audi A6 - I like/have to shave my hairy * * * *. BMW 3 series - I’m a successful sole trader & I can’t drive. BMW 5 series - I have a successful limited company & I can’t drive. BMW 7 series - I get other people to do my work, I’m far too important, but I still can’t drive. BMW Z3 - I…

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  4. thought I'd start putting the pikkies from the Classic TT on here. no doubt Tommy will do the same too ready for the off arriving at the camp met a couple of guys from Newcastle, this is Barry he asked me if i knew what the weather was tomorrow and I said yes Peel Castle chillin on the Glencrutchery road found Kev's trousers for sale in Douglarse Joey Dunlop and Tommy Murray's Museum near Fairy Bridge this moose was hanging around so took a pickie. wanted to know what the character was, she said Lindsey. so its Lindsey the moose, with a mte we arranged to meet there got grandstand tickets for the friday at the creg we …

  5. Started by mervin,

    Well i have been for some weeks now delivering stone to make roads on solar parks that are being constructed in our area, Solar Panels = Made in China solar panels = delivered by Hungarians , poles , etc etc, jobs being done by Spanish and german companies so spanish and german site agents foremen etc , manual staff are all eastern block or Spanish, just the odd brit digger driver/builder drafted in when a decent job is needed to be done talk about a missed opportunity to get the country going again

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  6. Started by jimmy,

    I posted this question earlier on another message board I visit. I received a number of replies but would like to see what our guys and girls think on here As some of you may know I while away my working life working as a Sergt/Cox'n on a Police Launch on the Clyde. It is a job I find very enjoyable with different levels of challenges each time I slip my moorings. I seldom come home fed up with the job, which I hear from a lot of my land based colleagues. Anyway I have been invited to attend an interview at the end of this month with the prospect of promotion, if successful. This would mean leaving the Marine Unit and being confined to mainly driving a desk. I don't s…

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  7. Started by yamaha_boyracer,

    i have a blue bike which colour would go well white or black ? i curently have white wheels so i duno which colour >?

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  9. Started by Thunderclap,

    I wanted to comment on a thread that's locked-out, and couldn't. So, I'm starting a new thread to repond. I call the British "Friends and Allies", because whenever a Yank is in a skirmish, they know that they can trust a Brit to cover their back.

  10. Started by oldtimer,

    well i was up early this morning heading to rivington barn for a vintage motor cycle club meet and run,plenty of old nortons,triumphs bsa two vincents matchless and other old bikes but my day was made before i even got there,coming over the top of the moors touching 80 on some of the bends i heard this noise behind me the unmistakeable sound of a 2 stroke at the next bend it overtook me the scruffiest filthy thing i have seen for a long time on the straight i left it but every bend it would come screaming past wtf was that i thought.just past the next bend was tea van and he pulled in so did i curious to know what it was.it was a yamaha tzr250 not been into 2 strokes befo…

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  11. Started by russ500,

    been trying to think of a name for my sr500.lol,has any one else got names for there bikes.

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  13. Started by Pete,

    .......between a 'Vacuum Cleaner' and a 'Suzuki'??? The placement of the dirtbag. 8)

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  14. Started by drewpy,

    what's black and bushy and sits on a C*nt? Alistar Darling's eyebrows!!!

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  15. Started by Noise,

    Right the wife is doing my head in! What do you guys call a proper "mans" biscuit? I would say it's gotta be a ginger nut, they are great dunked in your tea n dont break mid dunk, and they are nice n crunchy. But she thinks a hob nob is a man's biscuit.

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  16. Started by Mikey*DTR,

    hello iv bought a dtr wheel off ebay with a big chunky nobbley and me being a half whit assumed it was road legal got it today and i like it but it says "not for highway use" as i live 5mins from the woods which i happen to spend alot of time in whats the punishment if i get caught and they see its not for road use on the back tyre? cheers

  17. Started by Noise,

    So if your stuck in the middle of know where and you had to stick on 5 songs to keep you sane what would they be? mine would be (in no particular order) Guns n roses November rain Black sabbath Paranoid queen bohemian rhapsody queens of the stone age no one knows nirvana smells like teen spirit

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  19. Started by meatloaf,

    I used to sing this to Mrs Meat, she always took the piss just cos I was a few years older than her and I lost most of my hair years ago. I guess that as somehow I've managed to reached the ripe old age of 64 today I should stop singing this song.

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  20. Started by Cynic,

    Last week work had us filling in yet MORE paperwork and i noticed i could be African, Asian, Chineese, etc etc or white? Not English, British or American etc just white. Has it gone full circle here or something. Then i got this poem through from a friend of mine (a woman in her 60's if your botherd). England, my England Goodbye to my England, So long my old friend Your days are numbered, being brought to an end To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine But don't say you're English, that's way out of line. The French and the Germans may call themselves such So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane B…

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