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Hi all! My sister and I have entered a contest for a trip to NY to see the Absolutely Fabulous movie premiere. I'm curious if anyone here (who's on Instagram) would be willing to check out our pics and vote for us? Hope you don't mind my blatant soliciting. Please feel free to delete if I'm out of order. I'll add more info if anyone's interested. One of our pics

Aup folks. Does anyone use MSN? if so feel free to add me [email protected] as I dnt get chance to go on this site as much as normal. Have Merry Xmas Geoff

German police after this guy........62mph on a skateboard.... News here Edit 19 9 08 Ah well peeps, the news thread has been removed, shame it was quite good.

I Just closed all of mine, including youtube due to them gathering too much info. This means that last years squires video will no longer be available but I will put it on my own server and post a link up on the rally threads.

lol http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459?ref=nf

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At night, I keep hearing a noise coming from outside which sounds like a husky snoring, at first I though my next door neighbour was sleeping with the window open. But tonight, when I was push starting my bike, around half 9 maybe 10 oclock, I saw this bird circling around the mountain which i instantly thought was one of the two peregrin falcons that live on the mountin by me. but, upon googling, they don't make a noise that's anything like snoring! I'm at a bloody loss, I;ve been googling for ages and I just want to know which creature I have to blame for the bloody noise! Anyone have any ideas?

Found it on YouTube, go to minute 22.56 and there it is, well done Ian finally saw you on the telly !!! https://youtu.be/YDNYXnvgbTY

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position do you finish? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you arrive...? Third Question: Must be done in your head only -- do NOT write it down. Take 1000 and add 40; +1000; +30; +1000; +20; +1000; and +10. What is the new total? Answers on a post card!

found this on another site..... Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of State. Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Nobel House 17 Smith Square London SW1P 3JR 26/10/09 Dear Secretary of State, My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs.. I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business. In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the…

Well folks, today starts the celebrations leading up to the Queens* birthday on Monday. I'm off work until next wednesday and am about to head to the pub to start my homage to HM. I intend to be mainly drunk until then, so if at any time I post anything offensive or out of character or personally offensive to anyone then I apologise in advance. Sometimes my sensitivity filter gets switched off with alcohol. Oh forgot to say, I share my birthday with auld Lizzie and as its a mid century milestone I intend to make the most of it....

Applying Banking Rules Nick Clegg walked into a branch of HSBC to cash a cheque. As he approached the cashier he said "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Clegg: "Well I didn’t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!" Cashier: "I’m sorry, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc. I must insist on proof of identity." Clegg: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry Deputy Pri…

Went into work this morning, the first class a lovely group of year 7s, so i wrote a note on the board before they came in: "Year 7, due to your poor behaviour you will not be doing Design Technology after Easter, instead you will be doing extra maths." they came in and sat quietly but they were all whispering and looking really disappointed, then one girl said "Sir's having us on, its April fools day today!", I had a good laugh. Then a science teacher sent a boy to me asking for a glass hammer, so i sent him back saying she could only have it if she could lend me some silk nails (kid absolutely none-the-wiser), some of my class sussed it though. Finally sent …

Just Watched this Clip http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83281931/

A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav, minger, woman wearing a Celtic top walked into ASDA in Castlemilk (a sprawling council estate on Glasgow 's east-side) with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck naw, they're no twins. The auldest wan's 9, and the ither wan's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam.' replied the greeter…

Hi everyone. I'm new to the forum. In fact this is my first post in any forum. My son recently purchased a 1973 Yamaha 125. We need parts for it and I am having trouble figuring out if it is an AT1 or AT3. The model number is AT1-228121 so I assumed AT1 but I have been told by motorcycle parts places that Yamaha didn't make a 125 AT1 in 73 but they did make an AT3. Of course they couldn't tell me how to tell what series I had. Could somebody please tell me how I can tell. I also have a 1978 Yamaha 250 that I thought was a DT but again, I am being told there was no 78 DT 250's. How can I tell what series is this machine also? Thanks to all who check this out.

So currently trying to sell my bike, first interest I have is certainly a scam. From the second email this was clear, but I thought I would play along and see what happens. Here is the convo; (Scammer asked if it was still for sale first, the message seemed like a scam then so was rather abrupt) Yes, the Yamaha is still for sale. Hi, I'll like to know it present condition. I can't come to view it because I’m recovering from surgery. Why do you need to sell it ? Any accident history? Sorry my phone is not active as I just came back from the hospital after several weeks. (O really? - How exactly will you be driving this bike then, and who doesn't have a phone) It is in good…

ATTENTION ALL ZIMBABWE/MOZAMBIQUE BORDER PATROL AGENTS Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy, red with white top - thought to be transporting illegal immigrants. .

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'. Later that night......... Mildred was adm…