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I had a lovely Indian lady call me today from Microsoft Explorer technical department about my computer problem. I politely explained I didn't have a problem but she insisted I did and told me she'd put me on hold so I could get in front of my computer at which point she'd continue the conversation. I told her goodbye and hung up. Thought I'd post this just in case any of you get a friendly call from Microsoft. I'd heard of this scam before, but if you haven't it's worth remembering Microsoft won't call you out of the blue...

just seen this on another forum , and if you read trhe terms and conditions you will see that one has been copied from Harrods , and the other from Helmet city I just got the below information from Infinity motorcycles news letter Infinity Motorcycles News Beware - Scam Websites 28/07/2016 16:05:00 Please beware of the websites www.speedyvets.com & www.thecityslums.com. They are both fake phishing sites. They display impossible deals on motorcycle gear to try and get you to provide your card details and address to them. We cannot say clearer BOTH THESE WEBSITES ARE A SCAM. Neither have contact details - no address, no phone number, no em…

When packing your car at ASDA 2 fit 20 year old blondes will offer to wash your windscreen then ask for a lift. On the way they strip to reveal well trimmed pussies. Then one goes down on you while the other nicks your wallet. I had mine stolen Tuesday, twice on Wednesday and Thursday, Saturday afternoon, then again this morning. Be Careful out there!!

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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my work has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPEd and SHAFTed will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPEd once, SHAFTed twice and SCREWed as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPEd can only get AIDS (Additional Income for …

Yup, problem kids are going to get a right.....foot massage? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081103/tuk-sc...as-dba1618.html Jesus....

I shouted at a scooter numpty today. Evening rush hour traffic in New Cross Gate (sarf east London) and he's trying to filter while looking at his sodding i-phone! Just too stupid to live...

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going t…

.......after re-thinking whether he really wants to throw a leg over that Beast of a DT, or not ........he chose to scale it down a bit :wink: .......now if he falls off, 'bout the only thing he'll break is his dignity ....... :wink: He just has to try & live down the PlayGround Terrorist status that he's earned

well at ten to three this morning i was woken by the sound of one of my bikes being moved i heard the chains rattle and my security lights come on lighting up the rear of the house like blackpool illuminations, i woke my son up and armed with baseball bats went to confront the two lads, we only made one mistake going out in our boxers and not putting our jeans on. of course they were off like a shot and only having boxers on and no shoes there was only so far i was going to chase them, the police of course were so helpful by informing me nothing was actually taken as if i didnt know that so there was little they could do (for a change i replied ) oh bu…

Doesnt work. I know exactly what was mentioned and keywords that were said yet, it brings up completely irrelevent topics. Does it only work with topic names, or can it pick up whats inside it? because I never find what I'm looking for. I remember someone talking about a pair of lighter dragstar wheels, so I search it and cant find it. I have got my bike running great and its as powerful and responsive as anyone could hope for, but im getting a bigger front sprocket and I'd love to be able to find these lighter wheels. I need me MPG back lol.

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied.

Well well well peeps, the snow is clearing so for the second time, im outta here! . see y'all in a couple of months, i will be floating around on the boards but internet access is not guaranteed.

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Some of this is nearly English: Sentences in letters written to councils in UK 1.. It's the dogs' mess that I find hard to swallow 2.. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has Backfired and burnt my knob off. 3.. I wish to complain that my father burnt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.. 4.. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5.. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off. 6..My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? …

Not sure why the wife never thought my Valentines card prose was romantic! Any ideas? Roses are Red, Nuts are brown skirts go up, pants go down. Body to Body, Skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer its in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. Its not what you think, its a fucking tea bag.

Not sure if their is right place for this, but I figured anyone interested would read it wherever I posted it. After completing (apart from some small cosmetics) my FJ refurb, I thought about giving it a brief shake-down ride to make sure I hadn't forgotten anything, or missed anything when putting it back together. What better way to do this shakedown than to take it on a 1200 mile road trip to Northern Ireland and back via the Lake District, Stranraer and Northumberland ?. We'd been promising our son (Ryan) a trip as his graduation present after finishing Uni, so with the time limitations we had and him wanting to see the Giants Causeway and visit Game of Thro…