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Yamabyss

Dive into the world of randomness, where any non-motorcycle related topic, idea, or thought can be explored, regardless of relevance.

  1. Started by drewpy,

    Her 1st love broke up with her tonight, its heart wrenching listening to her sobbing her heart out. I just want to go round to his house and give him what for, I'm so angry. hope this gets easier for all 1 upset dad

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  2. Started by drewpy,

    Set the video. Guy Martin's new four-part TV series 'Speed' starts on Channel 4 at 8pm on Sunday the 29th of December. Guy takes on four Speed records, one of which he describes as the most scared he's ever been on two wheels.

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    • 1.4k views
  3. Started by awh18awh,

    I know i shouldnt laugh but talk about one extreme to the other!!! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090416/tuk-l...le-6323e80.html

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  4. Started by DirtyDT,

    Why would Halfords sell light grey paint rattlecans with a matt black strip around the cap? Twonks! I will have to change it tomorrow for a matt black one. Are they twonks or should I learn to read?

    • 12 replies
    • 2.2k views
  5. ello fella yam boys.. um storm of the philippines and i ride for yamaha velocity racing here.. i ride an underbone, the crypton z..

  6. Started by blackhat250,

    Well what the f**<<,K is going on down south " gotta start beating the shit out these scumbags,,,, When i saw police , running away , it made me boil, i mean thev"e got helmets & all the gear, i would be into these bastards,, big time discus

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  7. Started by mervin,

    Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for some…

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  8. Started by Sacha,

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  9. Started by drewpy,

    Out Illustrious Admin and owner of this site has his birth-date today happy Birthday

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    • 1.7k views
  10. Started by mervin,

    Happy birthday Drewpy have a great day mate

    • 13 replies
    • 2.4k views
  11. Started by mervin,

    Happy birthday ye bleddy swivel eyed loon , and many more of em mate :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:

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  12. Started by drewpy,

    21 today, 21 today, he's got the key to his bikes, but never knows which one he likes... have a pint on me mate

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    • 11 replies
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  13. Started by drewpy,

    to Merv, 21 again!

    • 7 replies
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  14. Started by mervin,

    Hapy birthday lads have a good un

    • 7 replies
    • 1.7k views
  15. Started by mervin,

    Happy easter everybody

  16. Started by Mallory1,

    Well boys, happy Father's Day to all of you - either as fathers or sons - or those remembering loved ones. All a complete con of course and propping up the card and tacky gift industry. So on the subject of tacky gifts, just wondering if anyone will receive / buy some truly awful tat this (or yester-) year?? Or maybe you actually did well??

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  17. Started by Cynic,

    Wifey comes in after going out with the girls, snuggles up to her husband, hello dear she say's drunkenly i'm going to make you the happiest man in the world........... He replies....... "Don't be daft woman who is gonna help you move out at this time of night............."

    • 1 reply
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  18. Started by mervin,

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  19. Started by Cynic,

    Hey people, happy new year one and all. Ride safe and I hope to see you about.. J

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  20. Isn't it ! Heres the president of Wales reminiscing

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