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Found this Courtesy of RDeesa ..... Even my wife (being a Nurse) gotta kick out of it. :wink: A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works j…

just bought an 1982 xj550 in original black colour 30000 miles needs a small amount of tlc and cleaning, how much do you reckon it is worth as it is aprox and how much would it be worth after i have titivated it to v good condition , thanks

Just bought the mag, practical sportsbike as it has an article on the XJ600. In the useful links yamahaclub.com gets 1st mention ; "every Yam owner should join this busy UK forum" well done guy's for a great forum and resource

yesterday I was for a trip on peak district and when I come back I leave the bike on the drive way. that was at 7 PM... at 11 PM I go to park the bike in garage and surprise... the handlebars was in not correct position.. also a footprint on the seat... the f morons was trying to broke the imobilizer and bend the handlebars risers.. and that was between 9-10 PM I think. the alarm don`t was full armed so I don`t hear anything but I guess they give up after several attempts. i`m going today on my mechanic to see if is anything else broken, I hope the handlebars are ok.

A builder and his apprentice on a building site are argueing about how much you can carry in a wheelbarrow. The old guy starts to get fed up with it and says to the younger guy, "Right a months wages! , i bet i can carry something across the site in the wheelbarrow that you can't" The young wipper snapper jumps at the 'easy' money, "you've got a bet old timer, i can lift far more for far longer than you ever can". So they shake on the bet to make it official then the old guy looks at him with a thin smile, "go on then get in......" I'm normally far too late with gags i seem to be the last person to hear them but this h…

a choccy biscuit and sit down. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=ie3SrjLlcUY&sns=em

with the council not clearing the pavements and needed to clear his garden path, he shut himself in the shed for a day, sawing and hammering until tea time then

Just finished making this for her first birthday, it's not until August but wanted to make use of the crap winter weather.. Although the design is mostly mine, I did pinch the idea from a Canadian web site and used his method of putting it togerther but of course I had to make it as a v twin. It's made from 3 sheets of 2' X 4' plywood cut out with a router and then glued/pinned/screwed/dowelled together, the forks are made out of a bit of scrap 2" X 4".that I shaped with my router and a home made jig and the headlight is made from a wood furniture foot bought from the bay of fleas. I must say that I am quite pleased with it and hope that she will enjoy p…

found this on the Aleks site is is a photo of a horrible highway accident in Germany. The picture may be kind of hard to take for some of you. If you look closely you can see what appear to be some survivors of the accident still in the wreckage. Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us. My friend stayed on the scene to help and even though he performed mouth to mouth on quite a few of them, most did not survive. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

why won't this forum let me copy and paste on a new post. nothing wrong with my computer , it copys and paste on google and face/ache. and it won't let me use smileys either. ffs. anyway , I was going to start a thread concerning the drink drive limit increase up their in jockland and your thoughts . but I can't be arsed to type , so wanted to put a post from the daily mail here.. fuckin icons grrrrrr.

last night of our last holiday together, my soon to be ex-wife and I splashed out and booked a table at a top Michelin-starred restaurant in Cap d'Ail, Monaco. During the meal, I accidentally dropped my fork on the floor. It had barely landed when an attendant waiter gracefully picked it up and replaced it with a shiny clean new one. Amazed at the level of service, I deliberately dropped my napkin on the floor. Once again, the waiter retrieved it and replaced it with a crisply laundered, whiter-than-white new one. So I leaned over, pushed the wife off her chair and waited........

Hendry Cole,, does Land end to John "o G. , on tonight,, , +1 Hr , at 9 pm. He goes thru Glossop [ Auld een] to snakes pass, the series will be repeated,,, as all ways

okay, so i work in alaska at a mine. Greenpeace's ship is coming to SE alaska (actually they are delayed in ketchican for not having proper permits and a slewfull of other things by the coast guard yay coasties!) so they are coming to the island i work on to protest (probably for the forest, but they threaten to protest our mine). now i am curious, green peace says logging, oil, mining, living, etc. is bad, yeeettttt, they sail a ship up from los angeles (and they go all over the world) that probably runs off of... oil, yes oil! so they burn a couple hundred thousand if not a million gallons of oil per year probably in their protests... they print pamphlets on... pa…

Hi, I've just joined the forum. Recently bought a ybr 125, and I was looking at heated grips. Does anyone know the diametere for the handlebars? The ad for the grips i'm looking at says 22mm (7/8"? length??) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Motorcycle-Heated-Handlebar-Grips-warm-your-pinkies_W0QQitemZ260535701484QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycle_Parts?hash=item3ca9234fec Many thanks, Hels

Grumpy The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.' In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Euro…

how do leds. i have just got my gsxf 400 goin but i went down the road on it today for the 1st time and its dragin back on its self and just not goin the way it shud. i put on full revs and tryd to set of and it bangin from the head and i mean bangin but as i got it to set of and goin a lilbit it pickd up but then as i stopd it cut out on me. its like it woz runin out of petrol but it cant coz it has half a tank. if any1 as any idears them please let me know wot you think i can try. nice1

So got the bike up and running yesterday. Went to go start her up today and she was ticking over fine.. Rolled her out the garage door (rear first) and she started revving real high on her own so I thought right okay, must have a carb/air filter problem but then rollled her back in and she starts ticking over normally again? I did the same thing several times with different time gaps but every time as soon as the bike comes out of the shade, revvs like hell?! Any suggestions?

Why do some @rseholes, call you,text you arrange to come and view, and dont f**ki@ show up. sorry rant over...normal service will be resumed soon

Her 1st love broke up with her tonight, its heart wrenching listening to her sobbing her heart out. I just want to go round to his house and give him what for, I'm so angry. hope this gets easier for all 1 upset dad