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A Man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing Among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present Of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty Salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new Outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells Him that she has done this to be more attractive for him Because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him A new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, And some expensive clothes. …

Does anyone know of a decent group around the Spalding area for the occasional rideout with similar bikes like choppers rather than sports bikes I'm not too keen trying to keep up with the sports bikes who like to make more progress than I feel comfortable with.I've got a 535 Virago. Bikerman

Has anyone out there ever chopped or thought of chopping and hardtailing a bike like this?

Got this through the post yesterday via ebay. Promptly told the seller what I thought of it and to his credit he's sent me a replacement straight out. Rear brake light switch and not a coat hanger if anyone's wondering 😳

Please note when you are planning Christmas services.... The Rocking Song Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you: Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative. Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all…

...for me anyway Sitting enjoying a beer (it's my first rest day) playing about on you tube and I ask my boy if there's any way to convert the videos to mp3. Of course there is, says he and shows me the site. So now I'm sitting downloading tons of shit I mean my own songs, ready to go on my phone/mp3 player.....happy days is that better tommy

Last christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

Hi all, hope this is in the right section. I'm looking to get chrome or polished diaphram covers for the carbs on an r1, does anyone know where I can get please?

I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!" Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at the Labour party conference.

Last week I dumped my girlfriend because she looks like a small pink mouse....... but now I'm starting to think that I've dropped a clanger.

I just set up a cleaning company and interviewed some potential cleaners, my mate was handy with his video cam so we made a promo vid here it is waddya think lads,many thanks to bachman turner ovedrive for the music

I was stripping My TW125 and gound I need a Clutch holder tool too hold the Inner ring to remove the nut. What I did was use the strapping from a local pound shop the sort that you strap Luggage or bits onto a car or trailer. It cost £1.00. you wrap the strap round and use a Ratchet eventually it grips the Inner wheel so you can undo the nut and it does so applying even pressure around the whole of the inner wheel. Off cours you wrap it around the opposiste way you want to turn the nut.

Finally MOT'd my FZR1000 Genesis ready for some summer fun, trouble is the clutch engages right at the end when letting out the lever , it feels okay but can't get neutral with engine running so probably dragging, bled it twice, not a bubble! So with no other adjustment I'm thinking It will need the plates looking at. Not really a problem but is there anything else worth checking first before I dive in head first! Cheers

in the questions section some old fart, sorry git, is asking about removing pieces from his DT175 exhaust ?? :lol: :lol:

A coach driver was driving a load of blind people around. He stopped at a pub for a drink and being the kind person that he was, he told the blind people to play some football, and attatched a couple of bells on a ball so then they could hear where abouts it was. After much plastering of himself, a couple of coppers walked in and asked who was looking after a bunch of blind people. The driver owned up and asked them why. "Well sir they're kicking the shit out of a load of morris dancers!"

A very rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his friends and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his Mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in..' The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc and kicking its ass, …

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Watched a program the otherday about weather or not the moon landins were real ,or faked. I'm beginnin to think it was a set up, when i watch them on the moon i noticed that the dust flung up by the lunar rover falls straight back down, lioke sand on a beach, surely the dust would fly off into the atmosphere, seein as there's no gravity like?. IF I TOLD YOU I WAS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME? :shock:

I have been biking without much incident for the past seven years, passed my test and spent 4 years on a ZXR400, then traded up to a CBR600 and most recently a YZF750R. I ride my bike every day to work, 3 miles there, 3 back, in every weather, apart from heavy snow. When the summer comes I do the occasional evening / weekend ride. My mileage is about 3,000 per year. On 1st April on my usual commute home on my CBR, I was wiped out by a car driver at low speed (25mph) who wasn't looking when turning right / changing lane. The CBR was written off. I was given an 07 plate Bandit 600 as a courtesy bike (fully comp on insurance) and in the second week of riding th…

that's a rear wheel on the front