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Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss. "Just pop it in the corner," he said. It took me three hours.

Serious competitor for the Darwin awards maybe:- http://news.uk.msn.com/world/buried-alive-challenger-dug-up-dead If they can establish a time of death, can he win posthumously?

'We've done some pretty silly things in our time, but the silliest was burying Spitfires.' http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/04/19/buried-treasure-in-burma-squadron-lost-wwii-spitfires-to-be-exhumed/ What are we waiting for lads ,"lets go get 'em"

Business Meeting Bingo.... 1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5″x5″ is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: synergy strategic fit core competencies best practice bottom line revisit take that off-line 24/7 out of the loop benchmark value-added proactive win-win think outside the box fast track result-driven empower knowledge base solution touch base mindset client focus paradigm game plan leverage 3. Check off the appropriate b…

Peeps. Me and one of my buds from back home have been talking about getting a bike cafe/workshop, maybe somewhere on the south coast with a marine workshop out back for winter. But anyway, apparently Loomies is shutting down in October, so I thought why not start with that? Any business partners out there fancy it?

Right guys and gals, You wont hear from me for a while as im off work now for a week as im getting married on Saturday, so i will bid you all good health and many safe rides! All the best Keith

Hey folks.. well i have just traded in my thundercat for a 2000 reg r6 its a cracking bike! pick it up friday does anyone know if there is a r6 uk owners club? cheers davy

Well the Dtr 125/ 170 is on the move, He"s txt me from Auld reekie , Its cauld damp& Dark, is ther no end to his [ madness] travels

just bought new helmet and picked the caberg because it had the internal sun visor. never heard of them before. but wot a great idea slides out the way when not needed. one simple slideing switch. wish i had one years ago.

Yip " a great new program Caffe Racer " It takes you back to the rocker erra , with great clips from Ace Caffe from 1960s , thers britt bikes and Jap, Date not published yet , will post up times wen announced, Discovery turbo Channel 530.[ sky] On tnight aso is Twist The Throttle, all night,, AND on euro-sport, Best Bike battles, 7 pm & 9pm ,

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who bloody gud I fel. Peas sen di…

sorry guys its cage related but im far past the point of pissed off. Bike goes bang...............so need to get the Mini through its MOT sharpish. it failed about 15days ago so done the work my self (what i could any way) so day before yesterday i gets her booked in for yesterday to get her done. I tell the bloke if it fails just do the work and pass it as i need it. Well they had the cage for 0800hrs till 1600hrs yesterday but couldn't pass it as the system was down so had to bring it back today. took it at 0800hrs again today and i rang him a 1300hrs and he said its failed???? some for the same thing as last time and some others things that they missed last…

Capitalism for Dummies Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. German Capitalism: You h…

i have had this one running for a couple of days on the RD forum OG has put a caption over there (you need to be a full member there to get at it ) anyhow caption please first prize 2 tickets too last years cup final

2 Tickets to last years supebike grand prix final to the winner

Car Lovers Have a read of this it is funny yet freaky. Hi My Names Geoff and I am a "mechaphilia"

Lo Yam all!! I was on a small roundabout with a mate on the back in my town centre when a blind bastard in a flash black motor pulled out from the left & hit us dead centre , luckyly it just shunted us over no damage so we righted the bike leant it right on his fuckin shiney bonnet & I gave it some nice banana scrapes with the bar & clutch lever. The cunt in the car about 20 with a bit of skirt probably posing to her & not watching the road went fuckin white , by now all the peeps where gathering & laffin @ him & saying they saw it was his fault, So then as we move the bike foreward the wanker just revved up & fukt off ! So im thinking now I b…