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Men Read and learn It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took early retirement last year, it became necessary for Julie to get a full-time job for the extra income that we need. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I now usually get home from the pub about the same time she gets home from …

happy xmass and dont let this spoil ur rides on the way to work lastday so i took the xjr1300 not much trafic nice dry day 6;50 car pulls out from a bp; no time to stop tryed to lay bike down no time 8;10 in hsp neck brace n the works 14;54 home no use of left arm batterd n scaped lucky plice were in the bp for morning cupa see the hole thing bike tank dent light f..cked steering fu.k nice end to year for me well glad it aint u or u glad its not the start of the new year wish u all the best in the new year happy im still alive ha

hello everyone im new to the forum thought i would join because i plan on getting my self a dt125. ii got a history with bad luck with bikes lol iv had 2 speedifht 50s 1 speedfight 100 2 aprilia rs50s 1 kawasaki kmx 125 2 aprilia rs125s out of all those bikes only two of them iv been able to sell in one lol the rest i sold in peices lol iv always wanted a dt because the ride is so much more comfy unlike the rs which just gives me sore back im hopelly picking up a dt in a couple of days and il get piccys aswell lol

Hi, I was wondering if anyone on this forum owns, runs or works in a Yamaha Dealership, or motorcycle garage in the North East. I live in Durham, have a 1998 Yamaha XJ 600 N. Being an old bike, its always got bits and pieces wrong with it, and I want to learn more about how to fix them myself. I'm a postgraduate student at Durham University, Booo! I know, but you can't call me a tax dodger, coz we get no loans, and I get fully taxed on any job i get to pay for the course! Anyway, I'm looking for somewhere were I can go along on a weekend, or the odd day to watch/learn whatever I can. I know its an inconvenience for whoever I'm watching, I'm definately NOT lookin…

hello all just wanted to pop in and say hello as im a yamaha owner and a new member here thanks for having me ...cheers

Hey folks, new to the site, probably will not be a very active poster as such, I just had a few bits and pieces lying in the garage and thought it best to come and offer to the genuine enthusiast rather than Ebay and the sorts! I have a TZ350A, TZ 350 Spondon and various other old British clunkers lying around!

hi all just dropped in to say hii .i am a new member .have a 1999 r1 and ride everyday .hope to talk to u all soon

hi guys im new so just wana say hi

i'm shortly to become 17 and have heard all sorts of stories as to what licenses i can get and which bikes i can ride on them. i just need a bit of clarification over the issue. I have my provisional license and have done my cbt at the moment regards adam

well today i thought i might get a set of heated grips and hein gericke had an offer on , have had them on other bikes but not on this bike, so off i went to get them, as i was buying them the guy looked through the window and asked me what size engine the bike was i replied its a 125 dragstar at which point he put the heated grips back on the shelf with no good for you mate they would drain your battery cant fit them on 125 bikes, as its a 12 volt battery i did not think it would be a problem? but he would not sell me any whos right?

Well iv decided after months of procrastination to buy a new bike. just put a deposit down on an 08 ZX-6R, take delivery in 2 weeks. great deal and £200 fully comp. looks like my fzr1000 will be going soon!

wooo i can use my new bike i used it for the first time on thursday. I love it. i got my test soon i can't wait.

Hi All, I have an old hardly used Yamaha Chappy, 80cc with about 90 miles on the clock from new sat in the garage all of its life very clean, needs bit of a tiddy as just been sat in shed. I have no idea of a value can anyone advise?? Thanks DK

Hi guys and gals. Newbie here. Bit a an old 2 stroke nut , i'm 39 , so if i smell of oil then sorry but i've just done a plug chop down the a14 Beers behind the bar

Hi, This morning I took my bike for a wash at my usual hand washer. He uses a jet washer as well, but he knows to be careful as the local bike mechanic taught him well... Anyways, I have taken my bike there many times before, but today when I rode home, I noticed that my oil light is on and it is staying on. Got home checked the oil level etc. All OK. Now I've heard that this is only a low oil level indicator light and not a low oil pressure indicator, but I would just like to make sure. I have to work tonight and I think it might just simply be that a bit of water made it's way to the wiring and that the light will go out once the bike had some time to sta…

Hiya everyone...Question for ya.. Im wanting to change the standard levers on my '99 R6, being a girly I find the clutch a little hard to pull in sometimes, especially after long rides or if its a tad cold...what do you reccomend? Pazzo's? Any help appreciated... Ta muchly

Hi everyone Ive got a mint 1972 200 Electric YCS-3E 3100 miles. Could some one give me a value on this bike. It is for sale. Thanks , Motorsickle

beats big brother with minime its a bike special tonite, should be fun! see how reactionary and pc the beeb is!

taysiders in space NWS best washing machine commercial ever by danes NWS (nudity) The Roman galley was approaching its home port after a successful deployment. The captain could see the crowds on the jetty waiting to welcome the ship home and he decided to show off a little and ordered maximum speed. The beat of the timing drum gradually increased tempo and the oars picked up speed. Suddenly there was the sound of oars striking each other and the ship slewed to starboard and came to a stop. The slave master went through the rowing decks until he came to a slave slumped dead over his oar. Two deck hands came below, unchained the dead slave, carried the body u…

hi to you Happy Newyear !!! I'm new to this owners club but i've been into 1000exups for years ! at the moment i'm rebuilding my 89 model and so far its going well just have engine left to rebuild in nxt few mths so its ready for the summer ( yes i know we dnt get sunny weather in scotland ). Have a good year all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Golfdub