Alex

Nori is definatly my favorite rider, i just love his powerslides!

After a very close call i would never use a flip up helmet ever again, i borrowed my brothers once last summer! I was sat at the traffic lights in the summer in my leathers feeling the lovely heat coming out from underneath me so i had the face up on the helmet to keep you a bit cooler as you can. Flicked the lid back down and drove off, just before lane changing i turned to do my life saver and the front popped up half way so i couldnt see shit! I know it was my fault for not having clicked it down properly but would never use one again after that.

I done exactly the same thing mate! Was pissing down outside so couldnt spray in the garage because of the moisture. So brought the wing inside the kitchen, masked up all the surfaces and put blankets everywhere. So thought no one would know... I thought all the paint particles would just fall to the floor... but they didnt they were over every single brick on the walls in the kitchen, over the aga and everywhere. I had to t cut off the fridge freezer, the aga had to stripped and repainted, and my dads favorite brick walls were rendered over! He got the brick arch over the aga sand blasted but made so much mess decided not to with the walls. One of the many times i was in shit as a kid!

Trying is so much better

Ive got these herbal sleeping tablets as i never sleep but they make you feel like real shit the next day so only take them if i havent slept in like a week! I think the only time i actually sleep properly is if im drunk! and then im wide awake at 6am! I actually went to a specialist a few years ago who tried to explain to me the differnce between REM and nonREM sleep... cant remember what !

I'll tell you what you want to jump out, the way some of the people fly the planes! They have a full time, but when he is off some of the other jumpers who have a PPL can fly the plane! Scares me to shit as some of them are a bit rusty!!! Saw on the news today that in north wales its going to get a bit windy!

Kavos is a shit hole! Lots of girlies though. Definatly get proper travel insurance with unlimited medical care, not sure if your E1/11 covers you in cyprus, but worth asking at your post office. How remote will you be from places? If your going to be a long way away from civilisation use plain water in your rad incase you need to drink it, and make sure you have sealant in your tyres, and of course give you bike a proper check over before you go and if anything looks iffy change it now! Yep and take twice as much money as you think you need!

Just been watching the wind on the news on cnn here in oz looks pretty funny to me! Then again it was windy here the other day it picked up just after i jumped out the plane, and after landing couldnt get the parachute deflated quick enough and i nearly got dragged across the runway in front of the plane Shit myself!!!

Yeah can i have a learner plate instead of the flag?

I think it was Scott posting these tremendous pics

Are pattern parts the company still around?

Yeah get posting guys, as costs me a fortune in net cafes... bloody embarrasing everytime i get caught looking at girls too

I still think Pete works for them

Whats made it worse just been caught again by the bird next to me!!! Had to have another peak lol

Well said skyline

Know how you feel mate! Seems like once a year for me

Ive been missing the racing overhere, we dont get all the cable channels its so annoying!!!

Sex mate, that puts me out for good!!!

Ive done it again!!! Looking like a perv in the internet cafe..... and proud of it!

Well i would just say practice practice practice, give it more power than you think you need, i think people chicken out when there bikes making a little noise But for everybike and person its different, just keep trying or fit a tiny sprocket

Ive just made myself look like the biggest perv in the world in the internet cafe, looking at the pics when some bird came and sat next to me

Well its late but happy christmas!!! or maybe its early

Ah just heard from my dad today, and he has told me that they have actually sent my two speeding fines back to my house in the UK!!!! Will they start chasing me around the country for these fines or should i pay them?

Big thanks to Pete!

Pete you had me worried there mate