Perro46 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 > > At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an > > inspector to audit the > > books of a synagogue. > > > > While he was checking the books he turned to the > > Rabbi and said: > > > > 'I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you > > do with the candle > > drippings?' > > > > 'Good question', retorted the Rabbi, 'We > > save them up and send them back to > > the candle makers, and every now and then they send > > us a free box of > > candles.' > > > > 'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat > > disappointed that his unusual question > > had a practical answer. > > > > But on he went, in his obnoxious way, 'What about > > all these biscuit > > purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' > > 'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realising that > > the inspector was trying to > > trap him with an unanswerable question. > > > > 'We collect them and send them back to the > > manufacturers, and every now and > > then they send a free box of holy biscuits.' > > > > 'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard > > about how he could fluster the > > know-it-all Rabbi. > > > > 'Well, Rabbi', he went on, 'What do you > > do with all the leftover foreskins > > from the circumcisions you perform?' > > > > 'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the > > Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all > > the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and > > about once a year they > > send us a complete dick.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R1Mad Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted March 6, 2009 Moderator Share Posted March 6, 2009 Aye, tis a good one but i'm sure i've seen it before Somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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