mozzy

bazz that was not snow it was the sheeps fur. i hate snow i nearly twatted a lamp post in the van i was coming out of bath university after attending an alarm activation turned a corner at very low speed well the wheels turned the van just kept going before turning sideways and bouncing up on a kerb and only just missing the post it was quite funny really ive learned avoid hills in snow

the forum enforcer is back to sort you little fuckwits out. ardon two words "fuck off" jmw three words "fuck off you wanker orange thingy 4 words "fuck off you wanky wanker" pete 5 words "hello mate how are you"

who the fuck do you think you are you chopsey little cunt fuck off. are you one of these that like a cyber punch up

i had my style changed last week now i look even more of a prick :cry:

skyline mate when you drive a car on a motorway you will get what i am on about its not a fun experience when two large lorrys are side by side and you go past them especially in crap weather it just pushes your car then sucks it in towards the wheels. and the reason they put signs up is so you know when your junction is coming and you can get into lane in plenty of time. and jmw fuck off you knob ed you run with the hairs and the hounds oh and they dont let tossers in the police so just piss off

i hate it when my sister buys me a bottle of aftershave from avon it wouldnt be so bad if it smelled nice but it dosent it looks like and smells like pondwater it should be band. one thing i hate is my aunty even though im nearly 20 stills gets me a £5 woolworths and sticks it in a card that has a teddy bear stood at the side of a river fly fishing and the cards main colour is brown i feckin hate that

my christmas wish is that lc will get that mullet chopped i think short back and sides will suit you. oh and i wish i could give up smoking

all i can say about jmw is "wanker" speeding is not good no matter what people say, ok fair enough some roads could do with having the limits changed i think the motorway should be 80 mph 70 at times especially at night when the motorway is empty is just to slow, i dont blame the police they are just doing their job its tonyt blair i blame, fair enough in inner city aeras limits should be low but motorways it should be 80 eveb 90 if you are a confident driver and my one pet hate on motorways is when you get two arctic lorrys side by side trying to over take when common sense has it they are both restricted to 56 mph and they are both flooring it and we go past in the fast lane at about 75-80 and the side wind from the lorrys nearly throw you in to the barrier they should be restricted to slow lane.

the safes in the back are fixed in the van and are fully loaded with keys there are about 800 sets all in all they are for a few of my beat visits and and the rest of them are for alarm activations ie hsbc bank a set of keys for every branch in the south west same with post offices etc i work for group4securicor or yamahead you may no them as wackenhut as they are in the us we are the biggest security company with over three hundred and 89 thousand people working for us its a job i love and wont give it up for anything... unless i lose my licence .

hi all just thought i would let you know that i now have 3 points on my licence for speeding, yes i know im a prick. sods law i was out in my car yesterday morning and got pulled by a young pig in training so i had the upper hand and made out i am up on the law which as you can guess is a load of bollocks so i got away with a producer, then to make matters worse 3oclock this morning in company van i was heading out of bristol on the m32 on my way to an alarm activation at tewkesbury so i gave it abut 75 mph and bang blue lights from no where once he pulled me he tried telling me that i was doing nearly 100mph but as i tried to explain it is a peugeot 206 1.4 deisel van with a two ton key safe in the back and it struggles to top 85 mph so as you can imagine i got a bit angry with the copper and for those of you who dont know he was in a ford focus now the focuses dont have speed detecting equipment and the police have to follow you at the same speed for 3 quaters of a mile to get a accurate reading from ther speedometer well this twat just nabbed me straight so when i told him this he was a bit speechless as to how i knew well lucky for me i have connections in the police so i knew. but that was not good enough for these two twats so after i lost my rag and told them they are a pair of twats they wnated to breathalise me so i lost it then and told them straight to there faces that they are cunts and to get a proper constructive job and to levave us drivers alone and catch the rapists and murderers then he told me he was gonna let me go with a warning but now he is gonna book me for being abusive two words for coppers FUCKING WANKERS............... what more can i say. im not gonna appeal cause i cant be arsed with hassle. what do you lot reckon im the daddy for voicing my oppinion and nearly gettin nicked or should i have just accepted the bollocking and been on my way

for christmas i would like a woman but not the average type............ the type without a voice box would be nice :wink: oh and i would like a gun so i could shoot elton john..... and more spare time so i can come here more often and chat to my mates .pete,alex,bazz,scott,alan etc etc........... and a penis enlargement kit hehehe i had one last year but pete stole it got confused and now he has a 9inch nose and his goatie and moustache make it look really realistic

grt rid of the electric powervalve it may be smoother but its also a pain in the arse they are also more fun without it ive had 3 dt125r,s and one had operational powervalve and was crap the other two were great fun just peg it fully open and piss your mates off

believ e it or not its the tail pipe thats different its shorter on slightly older bikes they will still fit but cause problems with blowing etc

you see one each time you look at your reflection you mummys boy iveprobably seen more than youve had hot dinners and also i prefer the :roll: term "CUNT" its more civilised :roll:

bollocks i aint paying to get into your country its free if you come down

twat

i could tell but then i would have to kill you cause you got a gay name u batty boy 8)

oh and after A LOT OF THOUHT i have decided i should pay off the over draught from my last bike but will be out cruising in my fiesta the laydeez love it hahaha

you are scaring me now

definetley dep i had a fresco big one and within months it rusted and blew a hole then i bought a dep it looked good in chrome sounded good and gave the bike plenty more power just remember you pay for quality and performance

yammy my long lost buddy check the post in general mate :wink:

ladies and gentleman tables and chairs pull down your knickers and show off your hairs................. fuck i havent changed....... soz i havent been around lateley lifes busy new job again etc. and mother catching my step dad kissin some tart so she decides to push him out of her car whilst doing 50 mph around a roundabout and now he has lost his memory and thinks it is 1986 and dosent know who any one is. so i have shed alot of tears this week............... any way i will be around again soon when things settle down soon......... hahahaha pete how did u feel about are 2-0 victory no offence mate but that really made me happy...... got rid of my bike again and getting (sorry pete) a sv 650 next month catch you all soon

ring my mate jerry on 01275 892649 he has all the dtr bits

but lc mate you fiddle with more than just your bike

should be starting another new job in s couple of weeks still security but i get to use a brand new peugeot 206 van i get an extra £1.88 and a p.d.a (supposedly a mobile phone/ and a laptop in one) gtg now oh and lc my very good freind feel free to kick people off if you dont like them..(scrapedplastic maybe) :wink: and pete when u need that job ill cum over yours ..............pmsl i made that up if it wasnt obvious na il give you a ring when yje bikes got the new mot