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  1. yup down by the oil filler 1500cc, actually the engine size is moulded on the bottom of the barrels. but the plot thickens as the uk had a 250cc learner law the popular mod was to grind off the size and fit 350 barrels to a 250, simple mod to get a faster learner bike, you need to look at the frame engine numbers 351-*****= 350A 352-****= 250A 521-***** = 350B 522-**** = 250B 1A3-**** = 400 cc (barrels not interchangeable) 1A2-***** later 250,s you can firt 350 barrels with a few mods merv
  2. yup that is a 250 number were you asking the same question on the aircooled forum? in which case mark has explained it well there so i will not go into it again merv
  3. The discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium o?= , an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. PS: Occasionally, the existing neutrons, morons and peons get together -- in what is called a "CAW-CUSS" -- and try to generate a new pecking order among the possible neutron wanna-bees. Since one of these "miracles" has just finished in the Iowa, each of us should stand back in awe and behold the results. __________________
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    Seat recovering

    Carl join the aircooled RD clubaircooled rd club there you will find loads of info there are some embers in the southampton area who maybe able to point you in the right direction or do a google search for leightons they are a good company for seat restoration i am told mervin
  5. first contact paypal they should sort it out for you if not conntact the bank but i have a feeling as paypal took the money from your card they are responsible in the first place and te bank would have to recover the money from paypal Merv
  6. Hey guys thinking of you at this time of year, remember both these events clearly from the posts on the RD forum Happy new year Especially to Scott and Dave Merv
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    jade goody

    Two men in India were arrested for burning an effigy of Jad Goody. They were later released when it was discovered that they were just barbecueing a pig. ---------------------------------------------------------- the world famous hypnotist the amazing clyde got a group of hell angels on stage and told them to keep their eyes on the watch. as the watch moved to and fro he said;"you are in my power you will do what ever i say " with that he dropped the watch onto the stage, he said "oh f**k me.........." --------------------------------------------------------- A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their dicks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," responded the teenager "won't it knock my teeth out?" ======================================================= t was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Clyde was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Clyde went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Clyde withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations. " He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from Clyde 's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "sh*t" said Clyde . It took three days to clean up the senior center ======================================================== An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship, "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully. "Oh, I like to have it infrequently," she responded. The old guy thought for a moment, then asked, "Was that one word or two ======================================================== Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man "What have u got there?" Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you d*ckhead. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's a*se and turned its wool to nylon. Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. __________________ What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" ! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a Santa Claustrophobia ! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail ! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws ! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him ! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus ! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks ! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? Because he's Sooty ------------------------------------------------- Bad Taste Jokes What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm... Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone!" "What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No!" replied Saint Peter. "The Pearly Gates!" Two queers, Roger and Colin, are walking through London Zoo one day when they come across the "Rwandan Silverback Gorilla" cage. Sitting upright just inside the bars is an eight foot muscle bound Silverback Gorilla and Colin; being as gay as you like; can't help but notice its massive, thick penis hanging there. "Ooooooh....Look at the donger on him, Roger !" Squeals Colin excitedly "I've never had one that size in my hand before !" Unable to contain himself, he reaches through the bars and strokes the apple sized bell-end of the ape. Roger tries to pull his boyfriend away but its too late.......the gorilla's shovel like hands clasp Colin's wrist and yank him through the bars, into the cage. Roger screams in a gay fashion as Colin is dragged into the gorillas bamboo hut. Whilst in there, Colin is subjected to a very very very rough bout of anal sex with the Silverback. Roger covers his ears to block Colin's screams and runs to get help. It takes three and a half hours for the Zoo Staff to lure the ape out and fire a tranquilliser dart at its arse. They call an ambulance and Colin is rushed to hospital for major ring piece surgery. A few days later Roger decides to visit his gay pal Colin in Hospital as he hears that he's regained consciousness. Colin is in his bed, crying his eyes out when Roger walks in. "How are you feeling darling ?" asks Roger quietly. "Awful !" whimpers Colin "That ****ing gorilla shagged my arse rotten! >"Does it hurt ?" asked Roger "HURT ?" replies Colin, tears rolling down his cheeks "HURT?.......HE HASN'T CALLED, HE HASN'T WRITTEN....OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS Bloke driving along in the car, when he gets pulled over by plod. Police Officer says "Having you been drinking sir?" Driver replies "Why, Is there a fat bird in the passenger seat!" Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking." A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon. As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single." The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on earth did you know." He replies, "Because you're ****ing ugly!" A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train, after the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea.... let's pretend we're married" "Why not", giggles the woman. "Good", he replies, "Get your own ****ing blanket!" A no-good husband had been laying out, drinking and chasing women, then came home about 3am. Knowing he would be in BIG trouble, he came up with a plan... he'd sneak into the bedroom and perform oral sex on the wife. THAT always made her happy. Sure enough, he snuck into the dark bedroom, slipped quietly over to the bed and did the oral sex. She sleepily moaned and groaned, so he knew everything was ok. Afterwards, he went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he flipped on the light, to his astonishment, he saw his wife sitting on the toilet! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" He yells! "shhhh", she whispered..."you'll wake Mother!" After the Great British Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me "The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" The Guinness president replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I." ------------------------------------------------- > Why females should avoid a > girls night out after they are married.... > > If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of > humor. > > The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." > > I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" > Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. > Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. > > Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up > and cuckooed 3 times. > > Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed > another > > 9 times. > > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted > solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > > (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 > cuckoos > > MIDNIGHT!) > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him > "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. > > Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new > cuckoo > clock." > > When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed > three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, > cleared its > throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, > and > then > tripped over the coffee table and farted.
  8. have you tried leaving a couple of bolts screwed in but not al the way and tapping the heads just to loosen the cases a bit, I:e screw a few bolts back in fully then unscrew maybe 3 turns max and tap the heads of the bolts but not so hard that you damage the threads, this will need to be done evenly as i think you will find there are locating dowels between the 2 cases which are holding it together, merv
  9. the honda superdream halogen unit should fit if it isthe same asthe RD,s i have one fitted to my 400 merv
  10. seems like the wemoto site has been down for a while motorcycle products list em as well mcycle products yb100 cap or bitzforbikes bitzforbike yb100
  11. this aint quite so shocking but i like the ending question is is it Rod Gibson from CMM riding the bike ?
  12. 1x 1966 fender air guitar thats all
  13. drewpy try any silicone based polish I:E car dash polish i seem to remember the day i went for my test 4 years ago (it was pissing with rain) i went into the local bike shop for some anti mist and gerald the owner and general great guy gave my visor a coat of some kind of silicone polish merv
  14. Yup i did this the other day with my big single 4 stroke and the zorsts where glowing. at the end of the day if it is an aircooled engine it kinda relies on the bike moving to get air flowing through the fins to cool the motor. and the engine is heating the air around it all the time, same goes with 2 strokes i seized my RD 250 once standing outside the shed trying to sort the carburation merv
  15. look at these links yb100 fuel cap from wemoto yb100 cap
  16. did this once before got a mail back saying that to do nothing would bring even more traffic jams to the country but i am going to sign it again cos those twerps sitting in their chauffer driven limos living in a town house with a country residence at weekends are totally out of touch with reality, how do we survive without a car where i live 15 miles out of town and the nearest shop 3 miles away merv
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    Hello

    Missed bristol this year was in holland at the time. was there the year before with my son who did make it there this year Haynes museum easter sunday 2005 thats me with the dark red 400 april 2007 easter saturday video clip line up look at us buggly uggers this pic was in classic motorcycle mechanics
  18. mervin

    Hello

    Tony Good to see another classic bike owner here, a local guy had an XS like that new in the seventies, i love the look of the B series yams Had a 250B myself and knew a couple of blokes with 350B,s would love a 650 but the shed if fulll of coffin tank RD,s my second love merv
  19. Sarah You may do better to contact the aircooled rd club www.aircooledrdclub.co.uk i am a member but do not have the bike ypu requirebut maybe another member will, merv
  20. even tank cap not ventilating properly merv
  21. Oh dear oh dear oh dear I was playing the colin mcrae helicopter simulator, but it keeps crashing a farmer in ireland was told his cows had blue tongue by the vet Bejabers he said, i did not even know they had mobile phones merv
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