Yamabyss

Whooooooah Me and my missus are going to see the Bay City Rollers in Swindon.

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BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season.(I wish!!!!) Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testost…

:shock: you never know just whats coming up your street :shock: http://zed.cbc.ca/go.ZeD?CONTENT_ID=2365&m...ge=media-viewer

Only in Britain....can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get there prescriptiopns, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain.... do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on our drives and lock worthless crap in the garage. Not to mention... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on there tongue... 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not r…

DO NOT KNOW IF INFORMATION IS TRUE BUT WELL WORTH MAKING A NOTE OF IT, GOT THIS FROM MY MATE AT WORK. "I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again three times. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I could hear it unlock again!! Naturally alarmed, I looked around and there were two men sitting in a car next to the store. They were obviously watching me intently, and there seemed no doubt they were somehow involved in this very weird situation. I quickly abandoned my errand, jumped into my car and sped away. I went straight to the police station, told them what had happened, and found o…

Bear Remover A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit-bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The injured bear will then be subdue…

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Hiya all, Got some worries here, bought a bike from a dealer, the bikes description said delivery to anywhere in the uk... Upon paying, I was given the couriers number to get a quote, of 95 quid, so thats a firm "I'm paying for it" The bike was £1,895... 95 on the end is making me suspicious, I would have thought a description saying "Item delivered to anywhere in the UK" would mean.... he gets it delivered to me upon buying. Am I right to think this? Getting all psyched up on this. Cheerz for any input.

..............to post anything here for quite a while never thought i'd own a diesel, 2 stroke till i die, me. i did come close a few years ago, when the R6 first came out. it was hailed as 'the 2 stroke 4 stroke' so i took a demo ride on one. never been more dissapointed, nothing like a stroker all revs and no kick. this on the other hand, is like riding a stroker in the band all the time, instant kick in any gear. didnt even consider the new R6, as its even more revvy and flat than the last one, let alone the first. had it since june 3rd, nearly 2000 miles on it now, its bloody awsome!

AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED:"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE D…

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT:…

A really good Canadian Take on Road Speeds. Video is a bit long but just stick with it.... http://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-best-takedown-of-the-speed-kills-myth-you-1302382244

Emotional party A fancy dress party leads to a rude punchline A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says," I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink." A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate …

I have for sale a mint R1 in my imagination. It's fully loaded and needs nothing. I'm inviting any wanker from Africa to mail me without reading the text, offering me a bigger than required cheque and the change to be returned :shock: Just who do these people think they are kidding :?: This a is a real prob on sites like Bikersweb, in fact ads are now appearing to spam the spammers. http://www.bikersweb.tv/classifieds/classi...query=retrieval Also strangely enough, all these scammers are on a web server 'Powered by Outblaze' :shock: Easy to spot but a real pain in the arse :evil:

Hi all, I'm on the fine tuning section of fixing this Yamaha YBR 125 now and finally took her for a wee spin but the engine is making a horrible clunking sound. Any ideas on what this could be?

Hey everyone not sure if this is right section... i have a yamaha xt125 and just lately i've been having a few probs with my bike. Havnt been running it much which couled be the reason but im not sure. When i start the bike with the choke on it will run for a minute or so it will cut out and keep cutting out after that after a few seconds eveytime i start it again unless i keep revving it? any ideas why? thanks

I've been a good boy and done a quick search to see if I'd missed a thread on this and from my quick glance it would appear not :-) ok, I've had a few cars over the years and they've all had names. Mitzy, Betsy, The Bitch etc etc. But despite having the bike for a while it has remained simply 'The Bike'. Until recently, when I called her Ebony - due to the fact she's gonna eventually be gloss and matt black. So, What do you call yours? Or am I just one of those crazies? :-D

the cheeky git! went to park my bike the other day and some dick got there before me!!!