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Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned-cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "S'truth," Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl! I'll go across the road and get Cobber (his mate)." They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way, we can't do it," Cobber said, "so let's try Plan B." "Plan B," exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?" "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we…

A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks Past and looks up and says to the koala "Hey! What are you doing?" The koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have A few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' And is going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls Into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little Lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's The matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he wa…

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, sp…

Yesterday someone tied a bomb around an 18 year old girls neck in Australia, It was in a well too do area apparently, possibly extortion, anyhow it took bomb experts 10 hours to diffuse the bomb, I wonder if it would have been quicker if it was a bloke that had the bomb around his neck !!!!! :lol: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14398198

Read before scrolling down ............. This actually happened on the aussie version Transcript from aussie weakest link..... Cornelia (the hostess): "michael, why robin?" Michael: "well he struggled with a few easy questions and missed a really simple one." Cornelia: "graham, why robin?" Graham: "he's about the dumbest bloke i've ever met." Cornelia: "claire, why robin?" Claire: "he's a total goose." Cornelia: "well robin, you missed three questions in the last round and didn't bank a cent. You really are a complete moron aren't you? I hope you're proud of yourself. What could you possibly have to say for yourself.....…

I like my hard rock, I also like my Hardstyle, but Technocratic shit is awsome!! 1 minute in is the shizz. For any effect at all this song shouldnt be played on speakers any less than 200 watts.

"Hi Mum, How are you"? "Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at B&Q Hardware ""Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call." What happened ?" "Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head." "What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????" "Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

Baby seats are a little different in China. When this father wanted to take his son for spin on his moped, he simple wedged him in an old drinks crate and towed him along the road on a piece of rope. The child - clearly too young to ride pillion - stares out from the box trustingly little knowing the danger he's in from other traffic as a bus thunders past. The scene, shot by a passer by in Xi'an, Shaanxi province, western China, has provoked wails of protest since it was flashed around local social networking websites. Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1yXZgqtM7

....from my hols, great time but glad to be back. I still have 6 days before I go back to work, so will make an effort to get the auld bike up and running so I can concentrate on putting the Bombardier back together for this winter

Take a look at this..... http://www.break.com/index/brandnewbike.html what a pr*ck

IF YOU HAD A BAD DAY HAVE A LOOK AT THESE POOR SOULS Things getting you down? Well then, consider these. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died In the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves w…

Thankfully people don't take tossers like this for real. Read some of the signatures if you fancy a laugh http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/Ban-motorbikes/

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Hes not been seen for some time, on his profile , it says Private " offline" And Professional , ? Does this mean he still a current member,,,and has been on here,,,

As the title says more EU bureaucracy gone mad, this may affect almost every single biker in here. Some links for 25th demo http://www.mag-uk.or...gnsdetail/a6883 http://www.ridersarevoters.org/ http://www.motorcycl...topic-id=419262 http://www.halfway-h...iewtopic&t=1654 http://www.adventure...-september.html http://www.arrse.co....our-rights.html http://www.scooterin...ber-2011-at-1pm http://forum.oldskoo...um=1314079627/5 Read the article taken from a forum Pay attention to the fact that all they want you to do is go for ride on Sept 25 Sorry about the length of the topic but it gives …

Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?" The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you." After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?" The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!" Other bat says, "I didn't." ------------------------------------------------------- Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London . Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3…

Whats the 1st thing a battered wife does when she gets home from hospital? The fucking dishes is she knows whats good for her